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Old 20-07-09, 11:18 PM   #1
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Default Funny evening!

So......Stretchie and I have been sat here having a few beers on a chillaxing Monday evening and discussing Wife Swap which is currently on TV.

One of the blokes calls the "other" wife a control freak...so Dan says that I've been on tv....NICE!

Then I say....."actually I am a control freak half the time.

To which he replies "no, your not half the time"

I say, "well Duh". He doesn't get it.

I explain it to him..."really love........if I'm a control freak half the time, then it's pretty bl00dy obvious I'm not a control half the time too"!

He laughs. A little later I say, "what's half of two love?"

He said, "what I'd give you out of ten"

I ask, "what does that mean?"

He says, "I'd give you one"

I say, "touche"

He got me...and no he won't be giving me one...not with all these beers anyway...lol

Don't you just love random conversations where you get the upper hand one minute, only to have it snatched away the next!!

I love you DJ Stretchie Stretch of the massEEEEEEV natiaaaan!

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Old 20-07-09, 11:37 PM   #2
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I love you baby inspite of, not because of, your "specialness"


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Old 20-07-09, 11:38 PM   #3
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And here I was...waiting for you to post a witty comment.......but I'm disappointed AGAIN!!!!!


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Old 20-07-09, 11:39 PM   #4
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Old 20-07-09, 11:39 PM   #5
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Anyway....stop chatting, you are making me chat. There was a question at the end of my OP.....don't you just love random conversations........???
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Old 20-07-09, 11:41 PM   #6
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Anyway....stop chatting, you are making me chat. There was a question at the end of my OP.....don't you just love random conversations........???
Yes, but they are normally with myself
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Old 20-07-09, 11:46 PM   #7
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Yes, but they are normally with myself
That's why you need to keep your bike and get it back on the road. You can have random conversations with the bike and it won't get all smart ar$e back at you!!!
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Old 21-07-09, 07:55 AM   #8
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Yup random conversations are great
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Old 21-07-09, 08:01 AM   #9
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Is anyone else wondering how drunk GG was when she wrote this?
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Old 21-07-09, 08:10 AM   #10
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Can someone pass me a bucket...
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