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05-10-07, 10:35 AM | #1 |
Trinity
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Slap a co-worker day
Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming!!
Friday 5th October 2007 Have anyone in mind? Friday 5th October is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers day: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, I am so very glad to officially announce Friday 5th Octoberas SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! Here are the rules you must follow: * You can only slap one person per hour - no more. *You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day. * You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant. * No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher. If questioned by a supervisor, you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of, and get to slapping.....and have a great day! |
05-10-07, 11:04 AM | #2 |
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Re: Slap a co-worker day
Oh.....but I work on my own......am I allowed to slap the customers instead?
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05-10-07, 11:11 AM | #3 |
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Re: Slap a co-worker day
Have you tried self flagellation?For those who dont get out much.
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