"Knights of the Round Table" game

Stolen from Wiltshirebikers.co.uk:

The idea of the game is to take words that begin with anything that sounds like 'Sir', and generate a Knight's name, then a backstory describing him, based on the word's meaning.

A handful of simple examples;

Sir Cumference, the rotund Knight. (Circumference)
Sir Pent, the reptilian Knight. (Serpent)
Sir Berus, the three headed Knight. (Cerberus)

Rules are;
Must be a real word,
The first syllable of the word must sound like 'Sir' or be very easily stretched to sound like it,
No repitition,
Extension/superlatives/plurals are frowned upon. Tense variations.... yeah, ok, they're allowed.

I'll start it off:


Sir Amic - Wore porcelain armour

Sir Cus - Was a midget

Sir Plus - Was always last to be picked for Dodgeball

Sir Remoney - He was often MC

Sir Rhocis - The alcoholic knight
Sir Cumcision - The snipped knight
Sir Cumspect - The discreet knight

[phi-dan]

Sir Reptitious - The stealthy knight

[christopher]

Sir Mountable - Easily defeated.
surmountable

[CheGuevara]

Sir Real - The knight who's always dropping acid.

Sir Tain - The confident knight.

sir lee, the angry knight

sir endipity , the lucky knight

sir pico, the hard a55 enforcer

sir mon, the moaning knight

Sir gical - A bit of a mess.

Sir cular - the round knight

Sir tificate - the accomplished knight

[CheGuevara]

Sir Vant - The obedient knight.

Sir Fing - Always trying to catch a break.