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17-05-07, 05:00 PM | #1 |
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10 Questions.........for those who are bored!
I don't normally bother to do these, but this one actually made me think a bit, so I've posted it below, with my answers, for anyone else with a bit of time to spare
1. If you could cure just one disease, which would it be, and why? Aids, because it is killing whole generations in the Third World. 2. What is your favourite Shakespearian speech? Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our English dead. In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility: But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of the tiger; Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood, Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage; Then lend the eye a terrible aspect; Let pry through the portage of the head Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it As fearfully as doth a galled rock O'erhang and jutty his confounded base, Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean. Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide, Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit To his full height. On, on, you noblest English. Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof! Fathers that, like so many Alexanders, Have in these parts from morn till even fought And sheathed their swords for lack of argument: Dishonour not your mothers; now attest That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you. Be copy now to men of grosser blood, And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman, Whose limbs were made in England, show us here The mettle of your pasture; let us swear That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not; For there is none of you so mean and base, That hath not noble lustre in your eyes. I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips, Straining upon the start. The game's afoot: Follow your spirit, and upon this charge Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!' 3. If you could be an animal, which would it be, and why? One of our four cats................pampered or what! 4. Which Tarantino film do you consider his best? Pulp Fiction. No, Reservoir Dogs. No Pulp Fiction. Dammit, I can't choose between them! 5. Who would win in a fight between Little Bo Peep and Little Jack Horner? Little Bo Peep. She'd set her Ninja sheep on him and he'd cry and grab his plums! 6. What do you consider to be the most evil, single act of the 20th century? Dropping the Atom bomb on Nagasaki. Hiroshima had made the point, there was no need to bomb Nagasaki. 7. If you had to lose one of your five senses, which would you choose? Smell. 8. Who do you think has more value, a musician or a writer? I love music, but I love reading more, so to me, a writer has more value. 9. Do you believe in the possibility of other intelligent life in the universe? It would be pretty damned arrogant to assume we are the only ones, now wouldn't it? 10. Could you kill another human being? Yes. Absolutely.
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17-05-07, 07:19 PM | #2 |
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Re: 10 Questions.........for those who are bored!
1. the common cold ( I know theres more than 1 )but I seem to suffer from it all the time
2. to be or not blah, blah, etc etc. 3. Gotta be a red squirrel, cos I like em, no i'm not a wuss, wanna fight! 4. Pulp fiction without a doubt 5. agree gotta be Bo Beep, little Jack is a wuss 6. The birth of president Bush and the other president Bush wish I could have shot them at birth 7. Taste, cos most of the things you smell are intensified by taste and I hate sprouts 8. A writer, cos they can change the world...look at what happened with Karl Marx's writings! 9. Lissa!! what you said is exactly what i've said..Great minds 10. yep goto number 6 Gonna keep now |
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17-05-07, 09:30 PM | #4 |
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1. If you could cure just one disease, which would it be, and why?
Does cancer count as 'one disease' as there's so many forms of it? If so, then definitely cancer. 2. What is your favourite Shakespearian speech? 'The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.' --William Shakespeare, Henry VI (Act IV, Scene II). (Sorry, Ed) 3. If you could be an animal, which would it be, and why? Angora Goat (see avatar), though it has been unkindly suggested that I'm 90% of the way there already. 4. Which Tarantino film do you consider his best? Strangely enough, I've only seen two of his films, so I've no idea. 5. Who would win in a fight between Little Bo Peep and Little Jack Horner? If it were a plum-throwing fight, then Jack Horner. 6. What do you consider to be the most evil, single act of the 20th century? The holocaust, but not forgetting Stalin's Gulags either. 7. If you had to lose one of your five senses, which would you choose? My sense of smell is pretty poor, so I'd lose that before anything else. 8. Who do you think has more value, a musician or a writer? Writers can wield immense power, just look at the Bible or the Koran. After all, no-one ever said, "The flute is mightier than the sword" 9. Do you believe in the possibility of other intelligent life in the universe? I pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on Earth 10. Could you kill another human being? See 2. |
17-05-07, 10:54 PM | #5 |
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1. If you could cure just one disease, which would it be, and why?
Influenza - cos having Flu sucks. 2. What is your favourite Shakespearian speech? To sleep, perchance to dream. 3. If you could be an animal, which would it be, and why? A dolphin - I don't particularly like them as such, but I really want to know what the big joke is. I mean, why are they smiling all the time eh? 4. Which Tarantino film do you consider his best? Pulp Fiction as a Director, Dusk til Dawn as an Actor. 5. Who would win in a fight between Little Bo Peep and Little Jack Horner? Bo Peep - one swing of that shepard's crook in the pods and Horner's goin' down. 6. What do you consider to be the most evil, single act of the 20th century? The Phantom Menace. 7. If you had to lose one of your five senses, which would you choose? Hearing. I'd finally get some peace and quiet. 8. Who do you think has more value, a musician or a writer? A writer. Music can evoke the mood of a time, but the written word can tell you what actually happened. 9. Do you believe in the possibility of other intelligent life in the universe? Life, yes. But define 'Intelligence'? (As I don't think we count.) 10. Could you kill another human being? Yes, but not a dog. |
17-05-07, 11:06 PM | #6 |
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1. If you could cure just one disease, which would it be, and why?
Malaria. It kills more people on earth than anything else. 2. What is your favourite Shakespearian speech? Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our English dead. In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility: But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of the tiger; Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood, Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage; Then lend the eye a terrible aspect; Let pry through the portage of the head Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it As fearfully as doth a galled rock O'erhang and jutty his confounded base, Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean. Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide, Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit To his full height. On, on, you noblest English. Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof! Fathers that, like so many Alexanders, Have in these parts from morn till even fought And sheathed their swords for lack of argument: Dishonour not your mothers; now attest That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you. Be copy now to men of grosser blood, And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman, Whose limbs were made in England, show us here The mettle of your pasture; let us swear That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not; For there is none of you so mean and base, That hath not noble lustre in your eyes. I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips, Straining upon the start. The game's afoot: Follow your spirit, and upon this charge Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!' That one!! Or the St Crispian Day speech! 3. If you could be an animal, which would it be, and why? Great White Shark. The perfect eating machine! 4. Which Tarantino film do you consider his best? Pulp Fiction. 5. Who would win in a fight between Little Bo Peep and Little Jack Horner? Neither they'd run off together and breed like bunnies! 6. What do you consider to be the most evil, single act of the 20th century? Hitlers/Saddams/Mugabes parents breeding! 7. If you had to lose one of your five senses, which would you choose? Smell. Although you would also lose your sense of taste as well! 8. Who do you think has more value, a musician or a writer? Writer. 9. Do you believe in the possibility of other intelligent life in the universe? Without a doubt! 10. Could you kill another human being? Yes. Absolutely. Last edited by Jester666; 17-05-07 at 11:10 PM. |
17-05-07, 11:17 PM | #7 |
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Re: 10 Questions.........for those who are bored!
1. If you could cure just one disease, which would it be, and why?
Hate. 'cos I'm a loving sort of guy. 2. What is your favourite Shakespearian speech? If music be the Food of love, play on... etc 3. If you could be an animal, which would it be, and why? Blue whale, doing my own thing. 4. Which Tarantino film do you consider his best? Kill Bill. 5. Who would win in a fight between Little Bo Peep and Little Jack Horner? Jackey Boy all the way. 6. What do you consider to be the most evil, single act of the 20th century? the 70mph speed limit. 7. If you had to lose one of your five senses, which would you choose? none, sorry I need all of them to enjoy this rock on which we live. 8. Who do you think has more value, a musician or a writer? "Musician write words with love and passion, and a tune too.." 9. Do you believe in the possibility of other intelligent life in the universe? Well, there has to be as they keep telling me to obey... sorry thats Ebay... 10. Could you kill another human being? All depends on the situation. __________________
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17-05-07, 11:31 PM | #8 |
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1. If you could cure just one disease, which would it be, and why?
cancer, then me mum and dad would still be here bollocking me for being in so much debt ! 2. What is your favourite Shakespearian speech? don't 'do' shakespear ! 3. If you could be an animal, which would it be, and why? an otter because they have the best eye lashes ever, apart from giraffs iof course 4. Which Tarantino film do you consider his best? hostel ( i think its quentins ?? ) 5. Who would win in a fight between Little Bo Peep and Little Jack Horner? probably the sheep 6. What do you consider to be the most evil, single act of the 20th century? road traffic act 1991 and london local authorties act 2001 , london local authorites act and transport for london act 2003, in fact any act that makes uncle ken a bit richer is a bad act in my mind 7. If you had to lose one of your five senses, which would you choose? sorry i am flumucst on the fith one touch smell sight hearing and ? 8. Who do you think has more value, a musician or a writer? musician 9. Do you believe in the possibility of other intelligent life in the universe? ET is alive isn't he ??? 10. Could you kill another human being? no |
18-05-07, 06:21 AM | #9 |
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hmmm now do i go comedy or serious.... ...
1. If you could cure just one disease, which would it be, and why? Cancer. I believe pretty much everybody knows somebody who has been affected by this evil in some way shape or form 2. What is your favourite Shakespearian speech? "we few, we happy few, we band of brothers" etc 3. If you could be an animal, which would it be, and why? Dog. cos they're brilliant 4. Which Tarantino film do you consider his best? Pulp fiction 5. Who would win in a fight between Little Bo Peep and Little Jack Horner? horner does come across whussy, i reckon the beep'd whup his sorry ass. 6. What do you consider to be the most evil, single act of the 20th century? persecution of the jewish 7. If you had to lose one of your five senses, which would you choose? FYI theres more than 5 senses, theres about 15 i believe. 8. Who do you think has more value, a musician or a writer? oooo tough! are we talking simple choice between reading books and listening to music or from the dawn of time? if the latter then we'd be nowhere without the written word. if the former then i'd chose music as i couldnt live without music, books yes. 9. Do you believe in the possibility of other intelligent life in the universe? yes. 10. Could you kill another human being? no. altho i have wanted to!!! |
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