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Old 03-01-07, 04:55 PM   #1
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Default First candidate for the Darwin Awards 2007

Glad I wasn't behind her

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Not quite up to the required standard, but perhaps more luck next time

For those not in the know, the Darwin Awards are given to those who help the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who inadvertently remove themselves from it.
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Old 03-01-07, 05:02 PM   #2
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This time she walked away though so she technically doesn't become eligible for the award
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Old 03-01-07, 05:05 PM   #3
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They brought several ambulances & a helicopter to get her out of the cave? What were they trying to do, winch her out with the 'copter?

That's got to be something out of a cartoon...
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Old 03-01-07, 05:38 PM   #4
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The rescue operation involved several ambulance teams, a helicopter....
...1cwt of Ryvita and a subscription to Slimmers' World
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Old 03-01-07, 06:12 PM   #5
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Inspiration for anyone thinking about dieting.
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Old 03-01-07, 07:36 PM   #6
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We don't know yet who will foot the bill
Its a difficult one that... maybe if she was forced to diet for a few weeks she could afford to pay it

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Old 03-01-07, 08:50 PM   #7
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Its a difficult one that... maybe if she was forced to diet for a few weeks she could afford to pay it

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To be fair leave here there a week or so just with a few bottles of water (so she doesn't die) and the problem would have sorted itself If the rescue bloke got in over the woman, then the rest of them could have got out?!!? Especially the Diabetic ... also what sort of diabetic doesn't take an insulin shot with them where ever they go?!!??! I think that might have been a bit of poetic license?!?!?
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Old 03-01-07, 08:56 PM   #8
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I hope they refunded her admission
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Old 03-01-07, 09:03 PM   #9
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this reminds me a little of a story in the Winnie the Pooh series, when he got stuck having eaten too much honey, probably heading that way myself
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Old 03-01-07, 10:03 PM   #10
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Especially the Diabetic ... also what sort of diabetic doesn't take an insulin shot with them where ever they go?!!??! I think that might have been a bit of poetic license?!?!?
I don't carry my insulin much at all. It's got to be kept refrigerated you know... It only leaves the house when I think I might need it, and on something like this I'd leave it with the car/bike to avoid the risk of breaking it...
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