Do we have a new Crashy McGee?

Nope, not worthy! My attempt to nab the yellow jersey is akin to fumbling around in the dark, pi$$ed, although the bike last night looked as it it could rival TSM's SV.

[SoulKiss]

Originally Posted by Bender

Nope, not worthy! My attempt to nab the yellow jersey is akin to fumbling around in the dark, pi$$ed, although the bike last night looked as it it could rival TSM's SV.

You realise this only happened because you were talking about changing the ace for something else

Yep keeps sayin he wants a R1... so it punished him.

Originally Posted by SoulKiss

Ok, we need to hammer out the qualifying rules and then have a Sticky that the 1st post defines the spec then the subsequent posts are to track the title holder.

This DOESNT count because the bike was kept upright and the cabbie did the motoring equivilent to an "is it in yet?" (which I am sure Bender is used to :P)

So what would count.

Probably easier to list what DOESN'T count.

so it doesnt count if

1) Its on a track on a trackday
2) Speed is < 10mph
3) Rider and bike stay upright

Anyone got more to add?

The rules are purposely left ambiguous to maximise the amount of fun to be had.

Well I found this: It's very helpful in making my decision and that is.....

Definition of crash (verb)
to fall violently; to hit with great force

I haven't got the foggiest. I'll give you one of my t-shirts if you want Bender. Tee he he. You can write on it and everything.

Yep, cus if you fall off at less then 10mph you could still get the shirt if its a strange or interesting one. I slipped my clutch from a stand still and the bike wheelie off from underneath me once, so I didn't move at all, just fell on my bum.
Rules, who needs rules, rules are for the breaking.

Originally Posted by teriyakimonkey

I haven't got the foggiest. I'll give you one of my t-shirts if you want Bender. Tee he he. You can write on it and everything.

[Stu]

I always thought of it as parting company with your bike without leaving it on a suitable stand - so NO doesn't count

Due to a bike to taxi interfacing and his bike suffering a good amount of damage, it was decided late on friday that this incident is indeed worthy of the yellow t-shirt, and thus the name 'luckybender' shall be added to the back of said t-shirt.

See! I told you so!