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Old 07-05-14, 08:26 PM   #1
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After some amusing reading of some other threads with personal attacks and snide comments backed up by mickey taking gits ( like me) how about we play a new game


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Old 07-05-14, 08:28 PM   #2
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That's a lot of rules from a rule breaker ya stupid lanky reprobate.
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Old 07-05-14, 08:31 PM   #3
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Great idea but cant get it swinging until three people have posted.

So, davepreston smells... Bad.

And Laurie, most people just SAY they want to sleep with their bike. And don't say it fell on you, it had help didn't it
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Old 07-05-14, 08:54 PM   #4
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Matt has a thing for Trolly Wally's, TIB is a funny sarcastic git, and Dave Preston is a nice bloke who bought me a drink a the AR last year.


I've not got the hang of this...
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Old 07-05-14, 09:13 PM   #5
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TIB need to learn to use his indicators more (or is that less)
Matt......yeh......
Trev is a lovely kind hearted soul, who potters around the countryside taking lovely pictures on his girly bike
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Old 07-05-14, 09:18 PM   #6
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Matt thinks he is a riding god but in reality he is a nob

Trev sounds like the kind of bloke who will give free blow jobs as long as he can take pictures

Tomor well my imagination cannot describe him or her as i haven't made my mind up about that yet.
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Old 07-05-14, 09:27 PM   #7
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Can I shortcut and insult myself because I don't think I have the wit for this thread.
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Old 07-05-14, 09:39 PM   #8
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Tomor can't hold his drink OR his bike.

I don't know enough about Bibio to say anything clever so, Bibio smells worse than davepreston.

Mrs Fridge is lovely and she bought a great bike. She may be a touch self depreciating though.
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Old 08-05-14, 06:34 AM   #9
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Never met Matt, but judging by his picture, his next jump will be his first.

As for missus fridge.....A gentleman never tells?

Bibio AKA DPs biatch. Makes Tirian out of GoT a giant.
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Tim Wilky is a soft southern shandy drinker
Mrs Fridgedoesnt have the wit for this thread
Matt is really that skullcracker bloke the police are interested in.
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