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Old 03-01-08, 03:23 AM   #1
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well here you are to all those of you that moaned about being off thread,
whats your worst chat up line?
i`m in work until 6 am and bored stiff need a good laugh
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Old 03-01-08, 06:18 AM   #2
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What terrible teeth you've got - let me get you pregnant so that you'll get free dental treatment - that one never got me anywhere. Go figure
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Old 03-01-08, 07:58 AM   #3
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hey...... dont let this rape turn into a murder!
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Old 03-01-08, 08:55 AM   #4
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Hey Nice ass. Dump him and go out with me!
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Old 03-01-08, 09:18 AM   #5
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I'm a superhero dont you know
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Old 03-01-08, 09:26 AM   #6
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Very niiiiice how much?
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Old 03-01-08, 09:39 AM   #7
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You're pretty hot but your clothes need work...
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Old 03-01-08, 09:58 AM   #8
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Look, it's not sucking itself...
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Old 03-01-08, 10:35 AM   #9
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Do you fancy a s**g ?

Well would you mind lying down while I have one . . .
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Old 03-01-08, 01:39 PM   #10
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nice a**,would look better on my face though
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