'Ere 'ere is the EAR Megathread

Skip's having a baby. I didn't think you had it in you, Funny, nor did Mrs Skip. Are you going to call it Joey.

Aparently he didn't , she did, that's how u make babys

Relaxing with some home made cider Just the job.

After my car flashed its warning lights and told me to turn the engine off I checked the coolant, and to my surprise it looked empty. So I got some anti-freeze to fill it up, only to find that its full! Why design a car where you can't see how much coolant or screenwash is in there unless its full?!

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I think a dose of Bromide is in order for this over sexed thread. Bring on the warmer weather so you lot can go and get some proper riding done.

Sounds like you're all bored, and needing to release some pent up tension

Originally Posted by maviczap

I think a dose of Bromide is in order for this over sexed thread. Bring on the warmer weather so you lot can go and get some proper riding done.

Sounds like you're all bored, and needing to release some pent up tension

Just cos you've spent the last couple of days shacked up in Liverpool with Miss April!! Now who needs the bromide?

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Jelousy will get you no where

I'm not jealous, whilst the lovely Miss April is indeed very appealing, she hasn't got what i'm after .

The good news is that my little boy has finally stopped talking to God down the big white telephone and weather permitting im hoping to get out on the bike tomorrow or thursday, its in the garage wired up to its optimiser in eager anticipation It had a new rear tyre on a couple of days after christmas and i haven't even had chance to scrub it in yet Fingers crossed

I've got to prepare mine for its MOT... I really hope there's nothing major. Interestingly, the same fork seal they replaced last time needs doing again. And I need a clutch lever as I cut the end off mine not realising that's an MOT fail... Then there's the front brake disc, which could possibly be slightly warped. Eeek.

could be worse mines refusing to start hopefully its just a knackered battery, tried recharging it but still no working so i'm going to get a new one this weekend and hopefully it'll work. Plus i still need to fix my speedo think its the rotor but until then a tank bag with a sat nav in will do.

Originally Posted by Rob969

could be worse mines refusing to start hopefully its just a knackered battery, tried recharging it but still no working so i'm going to get a new one this weekend and hopefully it'll work. Plus i still need to fix my speedo think its the rotor but until then a tank bag with a sat nav in will do.

Is there anyone near you who could lend you a battery just to try, it'd be expensive and a shame to replace it to find thats not the problem.



Note to SeanC: 2 non-smutty posts in a row, i'm on my very best behaviour