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Old 04-05-08, 03:27 PM   #1
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They're rubbish...well mine is anyway.
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Old 04-05-08, 03:28 PM   #2
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my only ever car was a ford capri 2.0 which i had for about 6 months before selling to get another bike. Was fun, but, pah, who needs cars!!
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Old 04-05-08, 03:30 PM   #3
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Maria has a golf, which is pretty nice, smooth and comfortable.

Can't filter on it though, so for the moment I'll keep on biking it around and not bother to get a car lisence.

Whats crap about your tin can lozzo?
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Old 04-05-08, 03:31 PM   #4
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Me luv's me car!
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Old 04-05-08, 03:37 PM   #5
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Maria has a golf, which is pretty nice, smooth and comfortable.

Can't filter on it though, so for the moment I'll keep on biking it around and not bother to get a car lisence.

Whats crap about your tin can lozzo?
Alternator packed up 3 miles into a 120 mile journey to see the new burd, had it recovered by low-loader to home and started searching for a replacement. Found one this morning at a local Jap car breakers, fitted it and that too was fubar, so took it back and managed to get hold of another chap who dug one out especially for me on the BH weekend. Got that one home from 12 miles away only to find it's for a different model of Micra and won't fit. Now I can't get hold of anyone to help me so I ain't got a car to use.

My SV is in having the exhaust link pipe modified and I can't get to it cos the bloke who has it is away this weekend, and I'm running around on a 1981 Yamaha 250 single, not ideal. I am one thoroughly p1ssed off Lozzo today. Something tells me I should have added the CBR600 to my insurance when I got the daytime MOT, then at least I could have used that even if it doesn't have lights or indicators.
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Old 04-05-08, 04:12 PM   #6
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Bet my car's worserer than yours. It's a stinkin' pile of horse crap.
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Old 04-05-08, 04:14 PM   #7
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Bet my car's worserer than yours. It's a stinkin' pile of horse crap.
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does it run by burning itself then?
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Old 04-05-08, 04:27 PM   #8
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Carol wants me to learn to drive to, so she put me on her car insurance and gave me a couple of lessons.

It was alright, but frankly cars are boring and I get so car sick, I hate them.

Carols car though is lovely, it is a Toyota Corolla thingie and is very reliable, the SV though is a billion times more fun and so much prettier to look at, especially when herself is sat on the front.

So my advice is this, forget cars, become a lesbian! Much more fun.
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Old 04-05-08, 04:41 PM   #9
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This is a U rated forum Jayne, behave yourself!!
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Old 04-05-08, 04:48 PM   #10
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I can see why so many women are lesbian or bi, women are so much nicer to look at.
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