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24-02-06, 06:03 PM
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Another riddle for you all !! **ANSWER ADDED TO 1ST POST**
A man dies
 The Devil comes to take him to Hell He says to the man "If you can tell me to do something that I cannot do, I'll relinquish my right to you & you can go to heaven. But, it's only fair to warn you :- (a) That if you fail, your torment will be multiplied by 100 for eternity.  (b) I know everything there is to know about everything & can do everything that can be done. The man thinks for a few minutes & gives his answer along with the 'challenge' . . . . . . the Devil says "Fair enough you're free to go to Heaven"  What did the man say to the Devil that he was unable to do ?? The man told him to "Get lost" !!
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24-02-06, 06:48 PM
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The man said "Tell me something you can't do"
Do I win a prize??
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24-02-06, 06:49 PM
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NO !!
Not cos I'm mean . . . . . . but because it's not the right answer !!
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24-02-06, 06:50 PM
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Bah, I think if you check the logic, it's right enough....
tell you what when I get to see the big red guy, i'll let you know how I get on
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24-02-06, 06:52 PM
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Keep thinking my friend !!
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24-02-06, 06:53 PM
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Throw snowball's in hell???
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24-02-06, 10:56 PM
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Give him back his life?
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