Drunken advice needed

I am well on my way to becoming quite miracously drunk, and usually at this point decide to do something pretty expensive tommorow, as in
1, goin to buy and x box 360 tomorrow
2, gonna go a buy a digi camera tomorrow
3, gonna go and book flights to new york for 4

so , because I dont want to get blamed for what occurs I was wondering if you could offer any suggestions as to what I could drunkenly spend me dosh on this evening whilst the wife is out

None of the above.

And stop posting while you are still in control of some of your faculties...

Gixxer front end with radial calipers and an Ohlins shock?

Buy a shed, some random farm animals and a small bag of Haribo!!!!

Originally Posted by Jester666

Gixxer front end with radial calipers and an Ohlins shock?

Ok thats the spirit matey

Or buy this.

Only £100,000

Bargain



Then while feeling guilty....

The most expensive motorcycle in production will cost you at least $250,000. The production is limited to a few hundred models, so you better place your order. The Dodge Tomahawk V10 superbike boasts 8.3 liter engine (505 cubic inch), and the 10 cylinders can bring the bike to a maximum speed of almost 400 mph. The 1500lb bike has an independent 4 wheel suspension and can reach 60 mph in around 2.5 seconds.

buy a kebab

Originally Posted by hovis

buy a kebab

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[Biker Biggles]

Get a classy hooker round.The wife will never notice when she gets in.

[yorkie_chris]

Originally Posted by Jamaxx

a maximum speed of almost 400 mph.

Doubt it, the figures I've seen say those are gearing estimates, and don't account for air resistance, which makes them pointless.