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Old 25-10-13, 11:39 PM   #1
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Default I am leaving on a jet plane, don't know if I will be back again!

Sadly for you all, I will be back, but not until the end of November because you see I am old next Saturday so the wife is taking me away on a spiritual retreat to celebrate my fortieth birthday. We will be away for nearly the whole of November, returning to the UK just in time for the really nasty weather.

Have fun you lovely people, no falling off while I am away and if any of you start any interesting projects, try and start them at the end of November when I am back.

Bye and see you all soon
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Old 25-10-13, 11:45 PM   #2
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have a good time my lovely. ''spiritual retreat'' is that code for lezzer love palace?
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Old 25-10-13, 11:54 PM   #3
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Have a good time hun!
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Old 26-10-13, 09:10 AM   #4
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Of course it goes on.......

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Old 26-10-13, 10:48 AM   #5
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have a good time my lovely. ''spiritual retreat'' is that code for lezzer love palace?
Me? Dirty? What sort of girl do you think I am? The plan is to spend my birthday in the rain forest where I am going to have a look at the Thai Black Tarantulas, but I thought that no one would want to know that bit! This is an arboreal species and is notoriously aggressive to the point of being listed as "Evil"! They grow rather large and are known to take small birds.



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Yes it is true, I have played around with other bike forums, but they meant nothing, it was just a dalliance, you know I love you my dear Org.
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Old 26-10-13, 11:29 AM   #6
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They grow rather large and are known to take small birds.
You should be alright then.....
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Old 26-10-13, 01:07 PM   #7
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LOL!!

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Default Re: I am leaving on a jet plane, don't know if I will be back again!

Silly me!
Thought you were 'Hitlerising' Bibio's thread:
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Old 27-10-13, 06:16 PM   #10
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Sounds wonderful Jayne! Have a great time and safe journey xx
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