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Old 04-06-09, 09:53 PM   #1
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OK so I am going to work on the bike at about 7:20 this morning on Manchester Road near where I live.

Get to the lights at the junction with Blackmoorfoot Road and slow to a stop for the lights behind some other cars.

Get approached by a yoof crossing the road who veers towards me and reaches for the keys on the bike.

I say WTF are you doing and try to push him away from the bike. Next thing either him of his chav mate puches me onthe side of the helmet causing me to lose my balance and drop the bike breaking the front brake lever in the process.

I stand up start going WTF are you doing and the little ****s are going come on come on looking like they are spaced out on something

Get the bike back up and start it again and get out of there right smart. Shaking like a leaf in a gale by the time I have gone 150 yards.

Get to the police station and report what has happened only to find out through the course of giving a statement and teliing and retelling the story that the lick feckers have done the same to anouther guy on a bike about 10 minutes later, put a bus window through with a brick about 15 minutes before they assaulted me and then tried to do the same to a woman in a car.

What is this country coming to when little ****s like this are roaming the streets causing this sort of mayhem??
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Old 04-06-09, 09:55 PM   #2
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Happens more and more often......nothing you can do and sooner or later they will rule the country as labour has let it be that way for so long.

Best bet is to keep low and on your gaurd......take them out one at a time
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Old 04-06-09, 09:57 PM   #3
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Glad you are ok. Hopefully they will catch the little gits and make them pay. But I reckon its another broken britain scenario. Judging by the fact they punched someone with a helmet on shows a clear lack of brain capacity.
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Old 04-06-09, 09:59 PM   #4
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feckin liitle butards!
I recommend carrying a hammer through there for a while, so you can clobber them if they try again.
Massive estate around there isn't there?
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Old 04-06-09, 09:59 PM   #5
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Jeez thats scary. Not the sort of thing you would be expecting
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Old 04-06-09, 09:59 PM   #6
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Yep feel like open season should be declared for chavs. Hollow points and dum dums compulsory
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feckin liitle butards!
I recommend carrying a hammer through there for a while, so you can clobber them if they try again.
Massive estate around there isn't there?
Yeah not far way but expected the little turs to be asleep at the time - only these two were so wired that they probably couldn't sleep
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I've had this, I just paggared the throttle. Got lucky and front wheel went between his legs. Took him down, both wheels over his other leg and accidentally caught him in the mouth with a wulfsport motocross boot on the way over. I was in fear for my life.
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Old 04-06-09, 10:03 PM   #9
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Jeez thats scary. Not the sort of thing you would be expecting
Yeah and up to that point it was such a nice relaxing ride in - none of the usual brain dead crew in cages that are normally about at the time

Was shook up a bit at first but now am just thoroughly annoyed
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I've had this, I just paggared the throttle. Got lucky and front wheel went between his legs. Took him down, both wheels over his other leg and accidentally caught him in the mouth with a wulfsport motocross boot on the way over. I was in fear for my life.
Just happened so quickly though I was completely taken by surprise - won't be next time though!!
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