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Old 22-08-09, 10:59 PM   #51
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Of pertness / firmness / cleavage-liciousness
true enough pencil underneath could just mean the wench has saggy buns think the guys should come up with a standard .org test for all the ladies to carry out lol...
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Old 22-08-09, 11:52 PM   #52
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Elbow test surely?

Stand facing the wall with elbows facing forwards (hands by ears), which touches first? Elbows or.....
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Old 23-08-09, 07:17 AM   #53
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I thought a pencil held between them was the best measure?
Well, the internet is your friend - pencils are a wonderful testing device. Underneath will tell you whether you need a bra or not, in the cleavage will tell you if its right, and in the hair will tell you if you're black (from apartheid era SA).
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Thanks to my truckers diet I now have a nice set of moobs will have to try the pencil test, not been on much recently, hope you,re all well
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Old 23-08-09, 11:57 AM   #55
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Aye up Stewie...Your doing too much work mate, it's not good for you
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Old 23-08-09, 03:27 PM   #56
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i just spend the last three hours catching up on my sleep... had a big night last night. KING OF STELLA!!!

ha ha ha.... still a bit ****ed now i think.

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Old 29-08-09, 06:35 PM   #58
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Should I get drunk tonight and hope I can have a lay in or just have a couple of drinks and go to bed early?
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Old 30-08-09, 07:57 PM   #59
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We got pretty slammed, could barely crawl out of bed this morning! Show night is always pretty alcoholic!
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Old 30-08-09, 09:03 PM   #60
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OMG I`m totally done in! Was a great night and I can`t quite believe how much I drunk but i`m about to crawl back to bed!
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