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21-05-08, 05:10 PM
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Dear Lylej/Jeremy Kyle
Dear Lylej
My partner came back to my house today, took his helmet off and he's lost his hair  , someone has shaved it off. There was long hair there yesterday when he left for his house and now its gone.......I can't look at him without laughingWhat do I do?  Please help Your greatest fan Miss DizzyB
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21-05-08, 05:11 PM
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Re: Dear Lylej/Jeremy Kyle
Buy him a wig??
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21-05-08, 05:15 PM
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Re: Dear Lylej/Jeremy Kyle
Get a DNA test done straight away to see if he is still Human.
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21-05-08, 05:17 PM
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Re: Dear Lylej/Jeremy Kyle
Superglue a cat to his head?
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21-05-08, 05:23 PM
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Re: Dear Lylej/Jeremy Kyle
Quote:
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21-05-08, 05:47 PM
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Re: Dear Lylej/Jeremy Kyle
Make him grow a beard so at least he has some hair !!! You could chop his head off and put it on upside down if you wanted to go to the extemes
..... tramadol talking sorry !
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21-05-08, 06:16 PM
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Re: Dear Lylej/Jeremy Kyle
lol shell, unfortunatly no2 on head + beard fuzz face kinda looks.....hehehehehehe
so I have asked him to get a shave....so I can laugh at him more......ooo I'm so mean 
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21-05-08, 06:51 PM
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Re: Dear Lylej/Jeremy Kyle
But after shock has subsided, do you like his new look???
 ... was it a bet? I am surprised he didn't even consult you before doing it ... Perhaps this is a cunning ploy to smarten up and try and find a new/better lady??!?!  
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21-05-08, 07:04 PM
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Re: Dear Lylej/Jeremy Kyle
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Why on earth would he want a new lady, he has the best with dizzyblonde. Men tut tut tut We need pics Dizzy of the after style ..... bless sure it will GROW on ya chick LOL x
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21-05-08, 07:16 PM
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Re: Dear Lylej/Jeremy Kyle
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... it can only be that he either got drunk and one of his so-called mates did it .. or he bored with his old life and is wanting a new look to go on the pull
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