Jesus Loves Me! - SV650.org

KnightRider · 03-03-11, 07:16 PM

Hop on the bike this morning...extremely spirited ride to work (50mins + big grin).
Get on bike this afternoon to go home...rear of bike feels really unstable under acceleration.
Quick check....confused.
Try again....something is wrong.
Thorough check...rear wheel nut completely undone. [INSERT MAJOR EXCUSES WHICH BASICALLY BOIL DOWN TO ME BEING A RETARD]
Look to the sky to thank the lord nothing happened this morning...Woman walks up to me and hands me a flyer which reads "Jesus Loves You"

Option 1 - Free license to ride like a bell end - after all Jesus Loves me.
Option 2 - Time to take heed and start preaching the word of the lord.

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On a completely different note...my diary is fast filling up and there is as yet no TVSF camping trips booked in. What is going on boys/girls?

ogden · 03-03-11, 07:56 PM

04-03-11, 11:06 AM

Your bike must be sooo powerful that it undoes the wheel nut. You should ride slower!!

KnightRider · 04-03-11, 11:16 AM

Hmmmm - or my, erm, mechanic is an idiot.

04-03-11, 11:41 AM

You might want to check your rear disk is still straight.

07-03-11, 10:34 AM

Buy a torque wrench HTH!

07-03-11, 11:29 AM

slap the poster bitch for stealing your rear nut.

KnightRider · 07-03-11, 02:28 PM

The real trick here is not to undertake work on the bike in the dark - and then leave everything loose on the assumption that you will check it in daylight the next time you ride. Add in 2 weeks of international travel, waking up late to go to work and forgetting that the reason you left the bike on an Abba stand with a torque wrench on the floor was because I was in the middle fixing the thing.

Could have been a disaster...instead I find out that "Jesus loves me".

07-03-11, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KnightRider

..instead I find out that "Jesus loves me".

Well....whatever floats your boat!

View Poll Results: Next steps?
Free license to ride like a bell end - after all Jesus Loves me.	3	23.08%
Time to take heed and start preaching the word of the lord.	3	23.08%
I'm a retard and should just thank my lucky stars.	7	53.85%
Voters: 13. You may not vote on this poll

03-03-11, 07:16 PM	#1
KnightRider Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cox Green, Maidenhead Posts: 1,624	Jesus Loves Me! Hop on the bike this morning...extremely spirited ride to work (50mins + big grin). Get on bike this afternoon to go home...rear of bike feels really unstable under acceleration. Quick check....confused. Try again....something is wrong. Thorough check...rear wheel nut completely undone. [INSERT MAJOR EXCUSES WHICH BASICALLY BOIL DOWN TO ME BEING A RETARD] Look to the sky to thank the lord nothing happened this morning...Woman walks up to me and hands me a flyer which reads "Jesus Loves You" Option 1 - Free license to ride like a bell end - after all Jesus Loves me. Option 2 - Time to take heed and start preaching the word of the lord. ----------------------------------------------------------- On a completely different note...my diary is fast filling up and there is as yet no TVSF camping trips booked in. What is going on boys/girls? __________________ "Bah" - ASM Forever, RIP. 13/03/1986 - 05/04/2008 "I'm so crazy" - Lulu West, RIP, 16/04/1995 - 16/07/2009 CBR600RR7 Link to map of TV members...if your not on the map then PM me. My facebook profile

03-03-11, 07:56 PM	#2
ogden Member Mega Poster Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Twickers Posts: 2,516	Re: Jesus Loves Me! __________________ ogden S1000XR \| 990SMT \| YZF-R6 #7

04-03-11, 11:06 AM	#3
walkaboutandy Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Jesus Loves Me! Your bike must be sooo powerful that it undoes the wheel nut. You should ride slower!!

04-03-11, 11:16 AM	#4
KnightRider Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cox Green, Maidenhead Posts: 1,624	Re: Jesus Loves Me! Hmmmm - or my, erm, mechanic is an idiot. __________________ "Bah" - ASM Forever, RIP. 13/03/1986 - 05/04/2008 "I'm so crazy" - Lulu West, RIP, 16/04/1995 - 16/07/2009 CBR600RR7 Link to map of TV members...if your not on the map then PM me. My facebook profile

04-03-11, 11:41 AM	#5
Stig Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Jesus Loves Me! You might want to check your rear disk is still straight.

07-03-11, 10:34 AM	#6
philbut Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Jesus Loves Me! Buy a torque wrench HTH!

07-03-11, 11:29 AM	#7
Owenski Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Jesus Loves Me! slap the poster bitch for stealing your rear nut.

07-03-11, 02:28 PM	#8
KnightRider Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cox Green, Maidenhead Posts: 1,624	Re: Jesus Loves Me! The real trick here is not to undertake work on the bike in the dark - and then leave everything loose on the assumption that you will check it in daylight the next time you ride. Add in 2 weeks of international travel, waking up late to go to work and forgetting that the reason you left the bike on an Abba stand with a torque wrench on the floor was because I was in the middle fixing the thing. Could have been a disaster...instead I find out that "Jesus loves me". __________________ "Bah" - ASM Forever, RIP. 13/03/1986 - 05/04/2008 "I'm so crazy" - Lulu West, RIP, 16/04/1995 - 16/07/2009 CBR600RR7 Link to map of TV members...if your not on the map then PM me. My facebook profile

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