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09-05-06, 12:58 PM | #1 |
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Scottish First Aid to be read with a Scottish accent!
A woman sitting in a restaurant suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress and two locals, Kenzie & Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at her. “Kin ya swaller?” asked Kenzie. The woman signalled No! desperately shaking her head. “Kin ya breathe?” asked Brian. The woman shook her head No!!
With that Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her backside. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a long swig of his beer. Brian said in admiration “Ya know Kenzie, I’d heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that’s the first time I’ve ever seen somebody do it.” |
09-05-06, 01:04 PM | #2 |
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09-05-06, 01:07 PM | #3 |
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tee hee hee hee heee --euwww lols
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09-05-06, 02:09 PM | #4 |
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PMSL
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09-05-06, 02:48 PM | #5 |
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Brill !!
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love it
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