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28-08-09, 04:01 PM
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Sore Bum - go on laugh at me !! :(
Last nightshift last night and frist time working with my new Sgt. (Impression needs to be made) Me being a short ar$$ thought only touching the floor on my bike was an issue.
Nope metal security fencing with spikes on the top isn't any good for short people. IR it to a break in progress to find fencing like this all around .... so Sgt makes it over, Shell makes it with one leg over then gets STUCK !!! One spike in my right leg, one up me bum and my trousers catch ... game over. I want to grow !!!!! SGt has my foot so I can put the weight on him to get my leg over but no I am well and truely stuck. 2 minutes later the key holder turns up  Shell got sore bum, needs new pair of trousers and 3 holes in her hands  
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28-08-09, 04:03 PM
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Re: Sore Bum
ah so security fencing is only any good against short people? wow where can I get some?
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28-08-09, 04:03 PM
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Re: Sore Bum
that's bad your having trouble getting your leg over.
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28-08-09, 04:04 PM
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Re: Sore Bum
Ouch.
Now lads, form an orderly queue with offers to rub and kiss it better 
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Re: Sore Bum
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28-08-09, 04:06 PM
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Re: Sore Bum
2nd
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28-08-09, 04:21 PM
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Re: Sore Bum
Awww now guys hurry it hurts ALOT !!!
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28-08-09, 04:22 PM
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Re: Sore Bum
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28-08-09, 04:23 PM
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Where the hell am I?
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Re: Sore Bum
wait, it was my idea so surely i go first.
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28-08-09, 04:23 PM
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Re: Sore Bum
Just think if you were a chav you could have jumped it without touching the fence
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