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AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
Well it's about time someone started this thread.
I've heard so many funny comments at the AR, directly and indirectly, so lets hear your favourite ones. Mine were: 'You've done this before' - Quiff Richard to Mr VT when packing up the van so quickly 'Your dog has violated Stig' - Gruntygiggles after looking after our dogs while we were out on the rideout 'Your van is awesome, I think I just made a little sex wee' - Stretchie to Mr VT 'I don't know who to ask....but I want to feel what 5k worth of breasts is like' - Bear to myself and Mr VT 'I'm very drunk at the moment' (Understatement of the year!) - Paul the 6th 'I've been playing with her puppies all morning' - TLW to Grinch ...I'm sure I will think of some more throughout the day! Last edited by Von Teese; 03-08-09 at 06:14 AM. |
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03-08-09, 07:45 AM
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Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
"Its hard work, being popular" - Widepants
"Ooo! Me Spine" - Widepants "Looking for hot gay guys in your area?" Girth and Widepants |
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03-08-09, 07:48 AM
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Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
Bear's Pre Ride Breifing - All of it, most of which is not repeatable on the forum
 
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03-08-09, 07:52 AM
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Quote:
 ok, really nice one from chris numbers at 4am when i was on my way to the loo "its the alpinestars, matt, i really love youuuu" thanks buddy 
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03-08-09, 08:04 AM
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03-08-09, 08:13 AM
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''Has anyone met my wife?'' Paul6th when I walked out in my fancy dress.
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03-08-09, 09:43 AM
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Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
Girth - Bang! And the chair is gone! (As the inflatable chair vanishes into the dark from LeedsMatt kicking it.
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03-08-09, 10:36 AM
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Stretchie - " I only gave you a kiss love"
Grunty - " yeah but you got me all wet" - Those that were around the table will know that grunty was referring to the rain rather than the excitement of the kiss, but a what a classic, and said so innocently too! |
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03-08-09, 10:38 AM
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phil to Mrs T and I - " will you two shut up!"
Mrs T " No, im teaching your missis how to blow" (across the top of a bootle to make a flute type noise!) |
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03-08-09, 10:53 AM
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'It would be a good death' - Bear suffocating with his head buried in my and Graciepants's chests
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