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Old 03-08-14, 09:28 PM   #521
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Dating? Is that what it's called? The judge called it something different.
Its like stalking, except having interaction with her and she knows about it
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but how do they talk back when they're not alive?
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You wouldn't groom without aiming for the rewards. Same as when you take a girl on a date you want Dessert . . . .
Oh, he'll get the rewards, you just won't realise till it's too late. He inveigles his way in without you noticing and then BAM.
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but how do they talk back when they're not alive?

In this case they are, or at least should be. I think that's where your going wrong.

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Oh, he'll get the rewards, you just won't realise till it's too late. He inveigles his way in without you noticing and then BAM.
Note to self, keep back against wall.
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Dating? Is that what it's called? The judge called it something different.
To most other people "taking a girl on a date" doesn't mean shoving a fruit up her bum first.
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Well Gav clearly spent the afternoon relaxing and cracking open a 'cold one'...
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how do you overcome the problem of them screaming?
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how do you overcome the problem of them screaming?
Go for a deaf chick
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Well Gav clearly spent the afternoon relaxing and cracking open a 'cold one'...
no not defrosted any victims this evening.
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how do you overcome the problem of them screaming?
You find it a problem?
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