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Old 11-10-13, 04:49 PM   #71
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My sister and I were discussing this last night and she reminded me of two more, both fruit related.

1) Cherry stone up my nose when I was about 2 yrs old.

2) Orange pip in my ear when I was 6.

The orange pip was shoved in there by the much elder brother of a boy I beat up and I had to go to hospital to have it removed. At the time we lived in Singapore and the dark humid space my ear offered made an ideal growing area, the pip had started sprouting and had burst my eardrum by the time I dared tell my parents what happened.

I have no idea how I managed to get a cherry stone wedged up my snout, but my elder sis tells me an army doctor removed it at home.
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Old 14-10-13, 01:31 AM   #72
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Went for an eye test next day got told i have cancer :0 haha
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Old 14-10-13, 10:24 AM   #73
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Knocked out by a golf ball - my golf ball.
Knocked out by a golf ball - someone else's - air ambulance.
Flipped a golf buggy - 4.9 off the Russian judge.
Nasty gravel rash - skateboards struggle going down steep hills at 25mph.
Broken ankle - don't fall asleep on your motorbike, it's dangerous.
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Old 14-10-13, 11:49 AM   #74
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I broke my hand in June whilst playing touch rugby...
TOUCH rugby!!! How?!
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Old 14-10-13, 02:37 PM   #75
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This thread is pure gold (apart from the Joe Marcon one. Don't know the details. GWS - I hope)

Tazered myself...apparently
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