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12-07-08, 07:10 PM | #31 |
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Re: Story thread: Read the story, write a few sentances and pass it on
...would have faced instant death, if not for the heroic quiff, who was also in the bushes (again) to scare the cat off with the flash of his mighty...
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12-07-08, 08:34 PM | #32 |
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Re: Story thread: Read the story, write a few sentances and pass it on
...quarter pounder!! As the sun began its inexorable journey beyond the distant horizon, Stingopants wiped a tear from Dawn's eye, and making fast his belayin' pin he stowed his...
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13-07-08, 09:33 AM | #33 |
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Mighty musical instrument, turning as he heard a noise from the bushes. He observed a man dressed in simple robes, sandals on his feet, tanned skin with a beard. The man approached him and asked "Are you the Judean Peoples Front???"
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13-07-08, 09:39 AM | #34 |
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And he said "f### off, we're the peoples front of judea!"... "Hang on a minute, what are we doing in a park in Clapham?"... And with that, they began...
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13-07-08, 09:42 AM | #35 | |
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Suddenly one passerby with a turned up nose walked in front of the jolly two and shouted "Halt!" Shortly followed by "Are you local?" |
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13-07-08, 08:09 PM | #36 | |
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It was apparent to all present that something was not right...the town began to unravel as the threads that formed the visuality of the town were simultaneously pulled in different directions rather like something in a long forgotten Clive Barker novel. Would Stingopants be able to save the fragile tapestry of life before it was lost forever to the dreaded scourge? The answer to this could only be found in...
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13-07-08, 08:25 PM | #37 |
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...a physics text book, but the mathematics was so hard that very few people could understand it! Stingo rang up his mate who lived over the road from oxford and asked him to run to the physics department to get some help. Unfortunatly...
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13-07-08, 09:09 PM | #38 |
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...access was restricted to pirates and Stingo's mate wasn't allowed in. This was a job for the Sausage factory. Stingo got on the blower to....
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13-07-08, 09:14 PM | #39 |
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...his old and trusted mate Snorker who was wise in the ways of sausage factories. Curiously he was also knowledgeable in metaphysics and chaos theory and had more than an understanding of quantum mechanics. Snorker, realising that something was up, said that he would meet Stingo immediately in the 'Valiant Trooper', a well known haunt...they ordered a...
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...selection of 'Valiant Troopers' finest women. The two customers fluttered away many a note during the next few hours. All of a sudden they realised why they had met up in the first place. Discreetly getting to thier feet, in order as to not attract attention, the pair headed for the exits only to stumble across...
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