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20-02-11, 01:19 PM | #1 |
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God, I am wooden
OK, I know I am not a riding god. But
Just been for my first proper ride since about October last year, nothing pushing boundaries, just trying to reassure myself. So in textiles, heated gloves. Hardly power ranger kit. Firstly where the feck have all them pot holes come from on the back roads. You spend more time looking for holes in the road that are going to kill you than trying to see through bends. Next which git put acres of gravel on the apex of every bend? Even though my tyres are warm and confidence inspiring, the roads are just not fit for riding in any way enthusiastically. But my biggest problem. dragging my large backside round the seat. It is glued in one place. But home safe. Only an extra 120 miles on the clock. Oh and pinlocks might be great but they dont stop my spectacles from fogging up at every t junction.
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20-02-11, 01:23 PM | #2 |
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Re: God, I am wooden
Not suprising Tim, I've not been out for ages either.
If its cold here at 5 deg I shudder to think what its like Oop North
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20-02-11, 01:28 PM | #3 |
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Re: God, I am wooden
I done about 150 miles yesterday in rain, dense cloud, roads were muddy as feck etc, me and the bike were filthy
I was on my DRZ though, slipping and sliding all the time, I didn't feel my best yesterday, kept expecting to lowside on every muddy corner. |
20-02-11, 01:32 PM | #4 |
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I know your pain. I try and hold my breath. Don't work though
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I was taking it really cautious and I thought I was holding you up. Last edited by -Ralph-; 20-02-11 at 07:47 PM. |
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20-02-11, 07:51 PM | #6 | |
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I was too busy watching out for mud and potholes without having to think about going fast as well |
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20-02-11, 07:55 PM | #7 |
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OK, didn't know if you were sitting behind me because we were following my sat nav.
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20-02-11, 09:55 PM | #8 |
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Re: God, I am wooden
I took the duke out for the 1st time properly on thursday, to see a client in leyland so went via the twistys near bretherton. was lovely and sunny, grip wasnt too bad either! just need to learn how to keep the front wheel down now
Out today giving my dads kwak its 1st run of the year, just round southport. Potholes galore, big patches of gravel and freezing cold temperatures roll on spring
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20-02-11, 11:13 PM | #9 |
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colder! certainly feels colder anyway, hovering above freezing point atm. I've actually been enjoying my bimbles to work and back this last week as it got milder so took the long ways home (via little twisties and moor roads). Even though I've been riding all winter I feel I've lost a bit of confidence atm just down to the state of the roads as you say Tim. They're bloody awful, potholes everywhere you look, with fresh snowfall a few more appear, literally overnight! Hell, I'm just glad I'm on a 125 and not a nice big expensive bike, as although I've not had mishaps I've had a few moments where I've gone #gulp# and thinking "now if I'd been on a 500 I don't think I would have got out of that one!"
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20-02-11, 11:17 PM | #10 |
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I was on my way back from Devils Bridge the other week and messed my elbow up trying to keep the bike up right when I hit a pot hole, that was at least 3ft long x 1 ft wide, right after a left hand bend.
I was still banked over when i hot it so God knows how I avoided kissing tarmac Roll on summer |
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