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Old 01-05-12, 01:10 PM   #1
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Default Are you bored when in the loo?

Well then this is for you, (boys only*).

Sega Toylets.

Aren't the Japanese odd?

* Well, if you're a girl and you can play too, then
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Old 01-05-12, 01:31 PM   #2
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Default Re: Are you bored when in the loo?

what on earth were you looking for to find that?
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Old 01-05-12, 02:01 PM   #3
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I think Sid must be getting utterly bored if hes finding stuff like that!
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Old 01-05-12, 02:33 PM   #4
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what on earth were you looking for to find that?
He was probably looking for accessories for his Bergman
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Old 01-05-12, 02:37 PM   #5
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Default Re: Are you bored when in the loo?

Bored? Nope.

Always either have a big job to work out or have a little one in hand.
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Old 01-05-12, 05:58 PM   #6
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Well then this is for you, (boys only*).

Sega Toylets.

Aren't the Japanese odd?

* Well, if you're a girl and you can play too, then
We could always try a Shewee, but not sure if it would work! Mind you, isn't this device used to train men not to widdle on the floor, seat, poodle?

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Why would you want to know the answer to this question? The things that even I can think of would make most people go "Ewwwww!"
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Old 01-05-12, 07:27 PM   #7
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what on earth were you looking for to find that?
Nothing interesting, it was sent to me in an email, and it's bizarre enough to entertain a few of the folks on here, so here it is you lovely people.

Plus it's an extension of the conversation myself and Sudoxe had a while ago after his trip to Japan - after the things he told me about this seems quite ordinary.

The Japanese have some odd stuff in their country.
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Old 01-05-12, 07:30 PM   #8
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Always either have a big job to work out or have a little one in hand.
Ha ha

Doesn't surprise me, Japanese culture is very weird to me. I hate it. Sounds unhygienic to me, which does surprise as the Japs are very fussy when it comes to public hygiene.

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Old 02-05-12, 12:09 PM   #10
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I need something like this, i've read the back of that dam timotei shampoo about 20 times now. Had to throw the fast bikes mag out cause it got ......, well it got wet.
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