Tractor Joke... - SV650.org

21-10-06, 11:55 AM

Sorry this is not one of mine, blame Paul!!

A young boy for his 5th birthday get a toy tractor. He comes obsessed with tractors. He buys magazines, posters, you name it he has it. Every birthday he gets something associated with tractors.

When he reaches his 18th birthday he decides he needs to do something with his life so he takes all his toy tractors that he's collected over the years and burns the whole lot including all the magazines the pictures and the posters.

Drowning his sorrows he goes to the pub. when he walks in he can hardly see for the smoke.

He goes up to the bar and asks the bartender for a drink and comments on the amount of smoke in the bar.

The bartender tells him that it's because the air conditioning has broken down and there's nothing he can do about it.

The guy tells the bartender he'll try and help so he goes and opens the door, turns around and with all his might breathes sucks in all the smoke then turns around and blows it out of the door, completely clearing the pub of smoke!

The bartenders says... "That's amazing where did you learn to do that?"

"Easy" says the guy..

"I'm an ex tractor fan!!"

As I said it wasn't mine!!

21-10-06, 12:02 PM

21-10-06, 12:32 PM

and here I was expecting a picture of a harley.

21-10-06, 01:00 PM

sorry... here you go...

21-10-06, 01:14 PM

Oooppss!!

I must remember to log out of Paul's account when posting a reply!!

I'm being a real air head... I've lost count of the amount of

I've posted today!

...................TAXI!!

21-10-06, 01:31 PM

Oh no! The jokes are getting worse!!! Gave us a giggle though

Matt

21-10-06, 02:13 PM

21-10-06, 11:55 AM	#1
BabyJ Guest Posts: n/a	Tractor Joke... Sorry this is not one of mine, blame Paul!! A young boy for his 5th birthday get a toy tractor. He comes obsessed with tractors. He buys magazines, posters, you name it he has it. Every birthday he gets something associated with tractors. When he reaches his 18th birthday he decides he needs to do something with his life so he takes all his toy tractors that he's collected over the years and burns the whole lot including all the magazines the pictures and the posters. Drowning his sorrows he goes to the pub. when he walks in he can hardly see for the smoke. He goes up to the bar and asks the bartender for a drink and comments on the amount of smoke in the bar. The bartender tells him that it's because the air conditioning has broken down and there's nothing he can do about it. The guy tells the bartender he'll try and help so he goes and opens the door, turns around and with all his might breathes sucks in all the smoke then turns around and blows it out of the door, completely clearing the pub of smoke! The bartenders says... "That's amazing where did you learn to do that?" "Easy" says the guy.. "I'm an ex tractor fan!!" As I said it wasn't mine!!

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21-10-06, 12:32 PM	#3
Demonz Guest Posts: n/a	and here I was expecting a picture of a harley.

21-10-06, 01:00 PM	#4
medwaysv Guest Posts: n/a	sorry... here you go...

21-10-06, 01:14 PM	#5
BabyJ Guest Posts: n/a	Oooppss!! I must remember to log out of Paul's account when posting a reply!! I'm being a real air head... I've lost count of the amount of I've posted today! ...................TAXI!!

21-10-06, 01:31 PM	#6
Alpinestarhero Guest Posts: n/a	Oh no! The jokes are getting worse!!! Gave us a giggle though Matt