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Old 28-09-21, 04:25 PM   #1
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...where no Boris has gone before".

If you wondered where our leader was hiding, he's been playing with rockets:

https://tinyurl.com/h2ppxtvv

Let's hope it doesn't need petrol or parts delivered by HGV.

As London Mayor he tried a bridge and an (Estuary) airport. As PM he tried a tunnel and a yacht (is that still going?). Now he's wanting to go to space.

I just hope Carrie buys him a Lego for Christmas to keep him quiet.
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Old 28-09-21, 05:04 PM   #2
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...where no Boris has gone before".

If you wondered where our leader was hiding, he's been playing with rockets:

https://tinyurl.com/h2ppxtvv

Let's hope it doesn't need petrol or parts delivered by HGV.

As London Mayor he tried a bridge and an (Estuary) airport. As PM he tried a tunnel and a yacht (is that still going?). Now he's wanting to go to space.

I just hope Carrie buys him a Lego for Christmas to keep him quiet.
Let him go into space, just don't let him back in.
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Old 28-09-21, 05:47 PM   #3
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Can the rest of the Circus go with him?
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Old 28-09-21, 06:12 PM   #4
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Can the rest of the Circus go with him?
Excellent idea!
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Old 28-09-21, 08:56 PM   #5
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Would it be OK for Boris to badly split his infinitive?
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Old 28-09-21, 09:37 PM   #6
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WTF have we done to deserve this spanner
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Old 29-09-21, 09:25 AM   #7
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WTF have we done to deserve this spanner
He made the Tories' nuts go tight!

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https://www.indy100.com/news/boris-j...-idiot-9586951

(as prompted by today's Labour leader speech...)
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