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26-01-12, 10:44 PM | #61 |
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Re: Creating a plan to take over the world... can you offer any advice?
Well you need to something like this, you have to impress people;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQJJjcrwXQE Take over the world eh, well the media beat you to it control information control the population. Why do ya think Thames Tv didn't get a licence when it came through for renewal they broke a D-Notice or something very similar that was the end of them! |
27-01-12, 09:52 AM | #62 |
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Re: Creating a plan to take over the world... can you offer any advice?
can you take it over next week i'm planning to do it on the weekend when i'm fed up you can have a crack
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27-01-12, 09:54 AM | #63 |
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Re: Creating a plan to take over the world... can you offer any advice?
maybe you could team up and be a coalition ? oh wait there doing that one now and its not working?
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27-01-12, 10:06 AM | #64 |
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Re: Creating a plan to take over the world... can you offer any advice?
Cool Paul can be like my Clegg an inefectual coq monkey who comes up with really stupid ideas that make my meglamania style ones sound normal
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27-01-12, 11:10 AM | #65 |
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Re: Creating a plan to take over the world... can you offer any advice?
Good idea BCJ, I propose that we get rid of cows and pigs and dogs and cats, but keep goats - then over thousands of years we can breed 4 different types of goats until they each become a breed in their own right. At that point we can hold an election to decide the best goat, only rather than a straight forward goat voting system (can you see where this is going? someone stop me) instead it will be very complicated and serve only to confuse the general population but still make perfect sense for 2 of the goats.
We'll call it... the alternative goat.
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27-01-12, 11:46 AM | #66 |
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Re: Creating a plan to take over the world... can you offer any advice?
Thats it thats the sort of ideas i need; but getting rid of sheep in wales may be difficult!
Not interested in voting though i want a dictatorship , a benevolent one possibly but still a dictatorship ( it must be the uniform thing) |
27-01-12, 11:53 AM | #67 |
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Re: Creating a plan to take over the world... can you offer any advice?
But jester, with great power....
....... comes ridiculous dress sense.
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27-01-12, 11:59 AM | #68 |
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Re: Creating a plan to take over the world... can you offer any advice?
MMMMM shiny and blue and so slightly camp
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27-01-12, 12:00 PM | #69 |
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Re: Creating a plan to take over the world... can you offer any advice?
Has he got a blue peter badge in there?
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27-01-12, 12:02 PM | #70 |
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Re: Creating a plan to take over the world... can you offer any advice?
There are 3 easy steps to taking over the world, fairly easy also:
1. Take one's iPhone out of ones pocket 2. Press the 'App Store' and download 'Take Over the World Pro'. Note: Lite version only allows scenarios. 3. Sit back with a mug of Yorkshire Tea, and watch the Carnage unveil Sorry, not available on Android yet. |
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