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Old 27-06-06, 07:56 AM   #1
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8:15am (approx) Upper Street, Islington
Black Pointy, lady rider. Hello.

8:17am (approx) Upper Street, Rosebery Avenue
Yello Curvy, lady rider, open faced helmet. Hello.


Apologies for my awfully unsociable riding - I was in a hurry!
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Old 27-06-06, 08:03 AM   #2
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You need to get out of bed earlier if you're in a hurry
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Old 27-06-06, 08:18 AM   #3
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8:15am (approx) Upper Street, Islington
Black Pointy, lady rider. Hello.

8:17am (approx) Upper Street, Rosebery Avenue
Yello Curvy, lady rider, open faced helmet. Hello.


Apologies for my awfully unsociable riding - I was in a hurry!
Blimey, i had done half a days work by then!!

Helen, you should kick him out of bed earlier
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Old 27-06-06, 08:49 AM   #4
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I do try - largely by tickling. It doesn't work though
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8:15am (approx) Upper Street, Islington
Black Pointy, lady rider. Hello.

8:17am (approx) Upper Street, Rosebery Avenue
Yello Curvy, lady rider, open faced helmet. Hello.


Apologies for my awfully unsociable riding - I was in a hurry!
Blimey, i had done half a days work by then!!

Helen, you should kick him out of bed earlier
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wha?
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Old 27-06-06, 02:34 PM   #6
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I'm still thinking of being tickled by Helen.

I consider this a most attractive possibility*


*And an enormously slim possibility too.
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If you ask her very very very nicely...
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Old 29-06-06, 10:17 AM   #8
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So how do you know they were ladies? I only ask cos I have very long hair and I wonder if people think I am a girl when I ride cos it flaps around out of my helmet...
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Old 29-06-06, 10:23 AM   #9
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So how do you know they were ladies?
Ladies are generally have a more slender build than a man. They also have these glands on their chests known as breasts. However if you can't tell the difference by now, then there really isn't much hope!



They are also much slower riders than men!! (okay, now I'm running.........)
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I'm still thinking of being tickled by Helen.

I consider this a most attractive possibility*


*And an enormously slim possibility too.
Im with ya on that one. However, i was tickled by Verna on Brighton pier last night!!.
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