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Old 24-07-06, 11:12 AM   #1
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Default Who want's be be a Millionaire (A football related joke....)

Got this joke this morning in a forward, thought you guys might like it....


Sven-Goran Eriksson is on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' and has reached the £1 million question.

Chris Tarrant says,

"Right Sven, this is for £1 million, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.

"Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Set?

"Is it:
a, a badger
b, a ferret
c, a mole or
d, a cuckoo?"

Sven ponders for a while and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm not too sure. I'll have to go 50-50."

"Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're left with.

'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers."


Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says,

"No, Chris, I'm still not sure, I'm going to have to phone a friend."



"So who are you going to call, Sven?" says Chris.

"Hmmm, I think I'll call David Beckham."



So Tarrant phones David Beckham.

"David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'. I've got Sven-Goran Eriksson here, and with your help he could win £1 million. The next voice you hear will be Sven's."


"Hello David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal lives in a set? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?"


"It's a badger, boss." says Becks without hesitation.


"You sure, son?" says Sven.


"Definitely, boss. One hundred percent. It's a badger. Definitely."


"Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a badger.


"Final answer, Sven?"


"Final answer, Chris."


"That's the correct answer. You've won £1 million!"


Cue wild celebrations.



Next morning at training, Sven calls Beckham across.


"Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a gamble giving you a call, but you played a blinder! But how the heck did you know that a badger lives in a set?"


"Oh I didn't, boss..." replies Beckham, .........



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"... But everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!"
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Old 24-07-06, 01:58 PM   #3
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Very good
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Kerr boom tsssch!
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