BMW

A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots
the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she
bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks
wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone
had noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop
up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the
form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and
displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with,
"Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not
have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are
going to **** yourself when I tell you the price."

[Stu]

I hate BMW's....

Originally Posted by TVR_Tracy

I hate BMW's....

I have a soft spot for the R1150R......dunno why, just think it looks kinda cool.


The replacement 1200 version (next year ) will be on my short-list. Yeah, i know it's a twin, but hey.....can't have everything

I'm with Tracy hate them

[Skip]

Why all the hate for BMWs?

Skip (BMW owner )

Originally Posted by Skip

Why all the hate for BMWs?

Skip (BMW owner )

They are *yawn* and EVERYONE has one, and those that do think they own the road....

Amen

(Don't hate me, it's only one persons opinion)

[Viney]

Originally Posted by TVR_Tracy

They are *yawn* and EVERYONE has one, and those that do think they own the road....

Amen

(Don't hate me, it's only one persons opinion)

What do you think of volvo drivers?

[Skip]

Originally Posted by TVR_Tracy

They are *yawn* and EVERYONE has one, and those that do think they own the road....

Bit of a sweeping statement! Hence I went for a Touring version - plus mine is a "classic" one - and nothing wrong with owning the road, you should just be lucky I allow you on it...