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Old 18-07-08, 09:37 AM   #101
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Old 18-07-08, 12:47 PM   #102
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But under the guise of a moderator was the most sinister member of the Org to date. A black cloak billowed out from the discarded remains of the moderator disguise, as a firm young body clad in black shiny boots, black shiny leather jeans and a bright pink A-Ha t-shirt stepped forth.

The masses fell upon their knees in fear and worship, who could this beautiful young woman be, what was she going to do to the assembled masses and what was Hovis doing to that small farm animal.....
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Old 18-07-08, 05:08 PM   #103
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But under the guise of a moderator was the most sinister member of the Org to date. A black cloak billowed out from the discarded remains of the moderator disguise, as a firm young body clad in black shiny boots, black shiny leather jeans and a bright pink A-Ha t-shirt stepped forth.

The masses fell upon their knees in fear and worship, who could this beautiful young woman be, what was she going to do to the assembled masses and what was Hovis doing to that small farm animal.....
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Old 18-07-08, 08:59 PM   #104
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...hat on his head? It was finally time to summon the whole crew together and tell them of the secret plan. The crypto was in place...the signals were checked, double checked and then triple checked. The Captain said "Aye Aye"...his first mate said "Oi Oi"...the anchor was weighed...Stringfellow started letting all the fat birds in (apologies, disclaimer - this is a work of fiction and does not really consist of my real opinion in any way shape or form) and then as if by magic, the chicken opened its legs and...
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...hat on his head? It was finally time to summon the whole crew together and tell them of the secret plan. The crypto was in place...the signals were checked, double checked and then triple checked. The Captain said "Aye Aye"...his first mate said "Oi Oi"...the anchor was weighed...Stringfellow started letting all the fat birds in (apologies, disclaimer - this is a work of fiction and does not really consist of my real opinion in any way shape or form) and then as if by magic, the chicken opened its legs and...

.........the green mist of dooom did float out from under those billowing feathers.........
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....."CHICKEN!!!! Have you broken another air biscuit? That's the last time I'm taking you for a ruby". The naughty chicken was put back in his topbox and the group was re-grouped by the re-grouperer....
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