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Old 12-02-10, 10:02 AM   #1
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Default Don't feel well.

didn't go out last night as I had abdominal pain and very tender to touch. all my joints, legs/arms hurt

This morning walking the dog hurt.

I am producing more wind than a hurricane, and my bum must have exploded about 20 times.

Still a good excuse to work from home and peruse the org
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Old 12-02-10, 10:38 AM   #2
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Old age dude, lol
Recon your coming down with a bit of gaestroentritis (obviously that is the correct spelling).
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Old 12-02-10, 11:26 AM   #3
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I can empathise. I'm back to work on Monday after a week off ill, with a 3 day stay in hospital to clear a kidney infection as well.

Damn this kidney business
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Old 12-02-10, 01:12 PM   #4
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Ill call the vet, its only humane to be put down
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Old 12-02-10, 01:16 PM   #5
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Yes our dog used to get like that-------requires a good squeeze on the annal gland

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Old 12-02-10, 03:05 PM   #6
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Eeeooow!! When yer missus gives you a cuddle it must be like squeezing a piping bag

Try a cork
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Old 12-02-10, 05:14 PM   #7
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Eeeooow!! When yer missus gives you a cuddle it must be like squeezing a piping bag

Try a cork
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Old 12-02-10, 05:17 PM   #8
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I like wind, means I have the sofa to myself
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Old 12-02-10, 06:10 PM   #9
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Old 12-02-10, 06:10 PM   #10
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I don't feel well either but thankfully my illness isn't smelly!
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