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15-11-09, 02:58 PM | #1 |
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What Have You Learned Today?
I've learned that my bike will run out of petrol 23.4 miles after the fuel light comes on - leaving you stranded on the M27 in the ****ing down rain until your friend rocks up with £5 worth of fuel in a jerry can.
It certainly focusses the mind when you have to cross three lanes of traffic to get to the hard shoulder with no power and coasting to a standstill. So now I know and I won't be doing that again.
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15-11-09, 03:08 PM | #2 |
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Re: What Have You Learned Today?
I've learned just how feckin' petty some people can be after someone made an official complaint about me moving a bag of crisps from inside my jacket to the door pocket of the jeep at work... WHILST DRIVING!
Apparently, we stop people all the time for it. I was crawling along in a queue at about 2mph in an automatic BMW X5. Small minded feckin' ....stain. Pete PS, sorry to hear about you running out of fuel!
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15-11-09, 03:10 PM | #3 |
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Re: What Have You Learned Today?
that I shouldn't be here whilst revising!
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15-11-09, 03:13 PM | #4 |
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Re: What Have You Learned Today?
Today I've learnt that I have a screw in a tyre on my cage and I've also learnt how to kill a load of people in airport terminal...I just bought the new Call of Duty.
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15-11-09, 03:18 PM | #5 | |
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Re: What Have You Learned Today?
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For driving an X5 that is, not the crisp thing...
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15-11-09, 03:18 PM | #6 |
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Re: What Have You Learned Today?
So did I! I had to change the wheel on the way to work this morning at 6.30am, took me 6 minutes. Pete
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15-11-09, 03:19 PM | #7 |
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ive learned that 3 young lads for the isle of man cant drink (or recover) that much on a drinking sesson in preston
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15-11-09, 03:20 PM | #8 |
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Re: What Have You Learned Today?
Glad you managed to coast across safely Scoobs!
Pete - that sucks - this sort of petty mindedness seems to be getting worse I've learned that my bike doesn't want to start on the button when it's sat for a few weeks in the shed - but all was well on the 6th attempt |
15-11-09, 03:23 PM | #9 |
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15-11-09, 03:23 PM | #10 |
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Re: What Have You Learned Today?
So am I. There is a ridge down the centre of my saddle where my arsé was clenching up.
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