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02-12-11, 09:27 PM
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The Sick Man
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The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Welcome the Comedy Club, the only place of SV650.org to post your own, your very own comedy stylings.
Usual rules apply. Keep it clean and play nice and enjoy the fun. Please post your jokes and amusing videos here. Jokes posted anywhere else will be removed. The thread will be purged regularly in a similar way to the mega thread. Thanks Mods and Admins. *Please note we are unable to provide any guarantee that posted material in this thread, will actually be funny |
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02-12-11, 09:41 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
okay who's going to get a warning???
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02-12-11, 09:47 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
What does Jeremy Clarkson call 100 Unison officials at the bottom of the sea?
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02-12-11, 09:49 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Haha
Who's fastest person in Reverse? Jeremy Clarkson
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02-12-11, 09:52 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWatq8DEDqw
This is very naughty and I do not condone this kind of behaviour. 
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03-12-11, 05:29 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
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03-12-11, 08:22 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
What do you call a bear with no parents?
Rupert the *******.
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Please nobody tell me this is a fake, Farmers eh one too many ciders and a side bet later.
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03-12-11, 05:18 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
what the f?
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03-12-11, 05:30 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Stupid f***ing ****
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