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Old 05-07-14, 10:04 AM   #31
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Old 05-07-14, 10:59 AM   #32
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Hmmm, judging by the state of that rock, she is in need of some imodium.
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Is it just me or does it look like the woman in the OP ate something a bit dodgy the night before and followed through spectacularly???
No, not just you dear, although I thought it was something pretty nasty!

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See, I know the problem with all these women in everyones pictures in this thread, and its a very big problem.........


.......not one of them is blonde
Is not the one on the left of my photo a blonde?

I went out with a blonde girl once or twice and she was evil, dirty yes which had its moments, but her evil over ruled everything else!
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Old 05-07-14, 11:21 AM   #33
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Is not the one on the left of my photo a blonde?


Nope!


All of these women are dark, sure some have lighter shades over their dark hair, but non are blondes.


Collar, cuffs......oh and matching eyebrows
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Old 05-07-14, 11:50 AM   #34
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None of them are ginger either! I'm not sure any have collar and cuffs Lou, I think these ladies use more wax than your average candle factory.

Meanwhile I was kept awake last night by shagging hedgehogs. I never knew that cute little Mrs Tiggywinkles was capable of such grunting and wailing and it went on for several hours! I'm all for having a pair of them living in the garden eating all the slugs but good grief, I had to take a torch out there in the end and ask them to keep the noise down while bribing them with a plate of cat food.
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Old 05-07-14, 02:24 PM   #35
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None of them are ginger either! I'm not sure any have collar and cuffs Lou, I think these ladies use more wax than your average candle factory.

Meanwhile I was kept awake last night by shagging hedgehogs. I never knew that cute little Mrs Tiggywinkles was capable of such grunting and wailing and it went on for several hours! I'm all for having a pair of them living in the garden eating all the slugs but good grief, I had to take a torch out there in the end and ask them to keep the noise down while bribing them with a plate of cat food.
I can think of easier ways to stay awake than shagging a hedgehog

It takes all sorts I suppose
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Old 05-07-14, 09:02 PM   #36
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I can think of easier ways to stay awake than shagging a hedgehog

It takes all sorts I suppose

The joys of the English language, I am sure that it evolved as a language just to amuse dirty minded folk like me!
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Old 06-07-14, 07:55 AM   #38
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My use of English clearly needs a bit of work. I'll leave someone else to make the jokes about small *****s.

Poor old Shane Warne broke his wrist in the match yesterday and is now in a cast and sling, which the surgeon has set at such a height that if Warne stands next to anyone female in photos it looks like he's trying to cop a feel of their bosom. I only realised as I was about to take a photo of the deputy CEO's 15 year old daughter with him last night and realised it was all looking a bit Rolf Harris!

Anyway Ms Scotland/Trinidad showed off a trait last night that I think is vile, she was chewing gum, with her mouth open, at a very smart champagne reception. Ugggghhhhh, not classy at all.
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Meanwhile I was kept awake last night by shagging hedgehogs...
So, how long before you're lying in the mud photographing baby hedgehogs??
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If she can't chew gum with her mouth closed I bet she can't walk and talk at the same time. I hate gum.
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