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Old 20-04-06, 04:15 PM   #1
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Default Do you want to hear something really funny?

My bike has just been knocked over in our work car park.

Bent clutch lever
Front fairing
Rear fairing
Bent clip on
Generator cover
Indicator
Mirror

That's what I can see. Dunno about the subframe etc.

How I laughed.
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Old 20-04-06, 04:17 PM   #2
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Holy sh*t
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Old 20-04-06, 04:21 PM   #3
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CCTV?
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Old 20-04-06, 04:22 PM   #4
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eek!
mine was once knocked over in the cascade carpark. wasnt on camera but car next to it had knocks and scratches on every corner (new volvo) so left a note on screen "did you see the wan£$% that knocked my bike over?"
same day got a call and a cheque through the post to replace broken bits!
guess i was v lucky!
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Old 20-04-06, 04:22 PM   #5
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CCTV?
If so, don't forget to move out of camera range when you catch the one who did it...
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Old 20-04-06, 04:24 PM   #6
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Bummer, I've been watching mine all afternoon, parked outside our office in Bexhill town. The town is full of doddery old fools, who should have given up driving 10/20 years ago. I'm a bag of nerves

You know who did it? Any chance of checking out bumpers tomorrow morning?
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Old 20-04-06, 04:24 PM   #7
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the person who did it when scoobs catches up with them


And after the day you were having yesterday too mate

maybe it was your manager and now you have the perfect excuse to kick his behind. Every cloud n all that.
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Old 20-04-06, 04:26 PM   #8
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CCTV?
It's OK. I know who did it. Luckily it was at knocking off time and some friends of mine watched the bint (no offence but I am angry) knock it over. She came back into reception and they called me.

What's done is done. She is insured, they will have to pay up. Simple as.
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Old 20-04-06, 04:27 PM   #9
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Sorry to hear that Scoobs.
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Old 20-04-06, 04:27 PM   #10
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Oh Sh*te and more Sh*te!
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