North North West Guildford Review

Keep forgetting. You're holding them to ransom.

Might have to transfer them one at a time on the next few meet ups.

Originally Posted by Fallout

Never said the thunderace can't do it. Just saying it's out of it's element. The gixxer was fine but I could see how much Hong was enjoying throwing in the sv and I felt I was working it a little bit on some corners. Christopher said he'd prefer to ride an SV there for tipability (and also dodgy suspension fun factor).

You could easily ride an Ace round there, but if I was Ad, I'd be bringing the S4!

If It rides too easy its fun and dangerous, that's why I sold my CBR!

[Littlepeahead]

Originally Posted by Spank86

@LPH: that kinda reads like you two shared a bed

Not at all, because I had a kingsize bed all to myself, and an en suite, although I did let the PM use my shower and then accidentally wrapped myself up in his damp towel because he left it on my rail [shudder].

[Fallout]

Originally Posted by Littlepeahead

although I did let the PM use my shower and then rubbed myself vigorously with his damp towel because he left it on my rail [swoon].

Corrected.

We all suspected you two might be playin' hide the sausage!

[Fallout]

Only scrabble I'm afraid.

[Littlepeahead]

But dirty word Scrabble. Bonus points for getting my vaj on the board. And Simon knows I won't have anything to do with sausages.

[Fallout]

You are indeed a pork free zone.

[Littlepeahead]

Yep, I had no interest in Simon's chipolata.

[Fallout]

Ok, ROCA action:

Runako: +1 for preparing glorious roads, +2 for providing ridiculous out of season weather, -1 for not turning up despite multiple phone calls, texts and even a helicopter flown out to collect you, -1 for stupid road works all over the place because of dry stone walling which is clearly unsustainable walling techniques since it just falls down a few days later.

Total: +1 (0 acceptable since he wasn't actually there)

LPH: +3 for cake baking and general culinary expertise, -1 for abusing Chris with arachnoids even though he had been a changed man and really helpful for once (you need to praise a puppy when it's good, not scare the **** out of it), +1 for amusing scrabble references, -1 for hiding the scrabble message which shows presidino in his true light, -1 for being so slow that me Hong and Chris had time to have a little kip at each junction while we waited for you, but +1 for not crashing and +1 for sticking with us when broken Rob and weepy Paul headed home, +2 for buying me ice creams and coke to keep me alive, -2 for saying that word to Hong when we'd clearly established IT WAS NO LONGER ACCEPTABLE, but +2 for whipping Christopher into shape.

Total: +5

Fallout: +3 for successfully riding on very challenging roads at great speeds without death or even any real mistakes, traffic upsets or animal harassment, but -1 for slowly losing ground to an SV on "Dead Fly Speedway" (vid to follow) which clearly benefits powerful bikes. +1 for bump starting the alternatorless Hong approximately 8 times over the course of the day, +1 for helping LPH cook a mean curry but -1 for disposing of it the following day in her en suite toilet, then a further -1 for leaving pubes in her shower. +2 for emotional support provided to several ride members during moments of sulking/crying and general lillyliveredness and basically being a rock and the only person to not get ****ed off or upset during the weekend. -2 for being secretly scared of the huge ******* spiders LPH kept finding, but +1 for manning up and not showing it while Fugly literally clambered over chairs and ran for his life. +1 for sustainable van driving through Wales keeping everything up right!

Total: +5