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Old 05-11-06, 11:48 PM   #1
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Default the age gap.. my father in law

we have been invited to a gay wedding.. my wife and I..

ace couple that kim works with - male..

Martin has handmade all the cards with 2 grooms on the front,!!-- looks really nice..


SO- father in law was round.. and there follows a peter kay sketch..! :

he sits watching TV-

sees the card.

"oohh a wedding"..

gets up and reads it..
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handmade is it- lot of work gone into that then .. ..."..

"oo Martin and Lee..?? so she's called Lee.. rare name .."


" err no dad.. look at the front."

he does>>>


"hhmm -- oh- 2 suits ... ... ??? " ponders-- " 2 grooms "...??? realises..

"2 GROOMS "


wherupon he screams in a peter kaye kinda stylee...

"whats all thaaaat about !!! and chucks the card out of his hands as if it suddenly became red hot..!

then wanders into the kitchen shaking his head and muttering its not right- its not right


was a classic..!



I told him later we are goin if I can fnd a pink feather Boa.. !...


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Old 06-11-06, 12:14 AM   #2
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Gay marriage is great, why should only straight people be miserable?
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Old 06-11-06, 12:34 AM   #3
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Old 06-11-06, 06:23 AM   #4
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Gay marriage is great, why should only straight people be miserable?
Said in your best Kinky eh!.
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Old 06-11-06, 06:42 AM   #5
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I could almost hear the peter kay lines
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Old 06-11-06, 10:37 AM   #6
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Being a Radio 4 listener,I sometimes listen to The Archers(no I'm not a follower,it's just on in the background.Honest )and there's a similar storyline on there at the moment.A similar Meldrew "I don't believe it" response from some old fart as well.
What consenting adults do amongst themselves is entirely their business IMHO.
Won't stop me laughing at smutty jokes about it though.
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Old 06-11-06, 10:57 AM   #7
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i contemplated sending it to peter kay -- as it really did happen and was soo funny

dads usually a "tolerant" person too.
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