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01-09-06, 10:48 AM
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Warning: really really bad jokes
Two parrots standing on a perch.
One says do you smell fish. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's blue and fluffy? Cold pink fluff.  No need to tell me I'm a comedy genius. 
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01-09-06, 10:51 AM
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Re: Warning: really really bad jokes
[quote="Law"]
A fsh What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. quote] What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea. What do call a deer with no eyes no legs and no penis? Still no f***ing idea. |
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01-09-06, 11:11 AM
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Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
Cos they can't get the wrapper off. What's pink and hangs out your pants? Your mum. |
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01-09-06, 11:17 AM
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Please....someone....make it stop.....or shoot me in the head.
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01-09-06, 11:28 AM
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 ..... so scoobs which one is to get it first.. Law or Cuffy???
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01-09-06, 11:30 AM
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01-09-06, 12:20 PM
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Maybe it'll be more fun than getting Tazered eh mate? 
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01-09-06, 03:20 PM
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2 fish in a tank, one says "how do you drive this thing anyway?".
Sorry everyone, couldn't resist...
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01-09-06, 03:28 PM
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What do you call a man with no arms & no legs in a swimming pool...........
Bob What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who swims the English Channel....................................... Clever ****.
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01-09-06, 03:35 PM
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug What do you call a man with the spade removed from his head? Douglas What do you call a man you dig up out of the ground? Pete |
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