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Old 14-03-11, 06:58 PM   #1
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If a man is standing alone in the middle of a forest, and there isn't a woman nearby to hear him speak is he still wrong?
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yes cause the trees would grass on you. remember wimin have eyes and ears everywhere.
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yes cause the trees would grass on you. remember wimin have eyes and ears everywhere.
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Depends if you put the loo seat back down before you left the house....
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Old 14-03-11, 07:51 PM   #7
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yes cause the trees would grass on you. remember wimin have eyes and ears everywhere.
whispering grass, don't tell the trees, cause the trees don't have to know.
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Typical woman... answers a question with a question
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wife just told me yes..

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