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Soho Massive For the London based SV owners

View Poll Results: Do you require body surgery?
I need a total make-over, please fix all bits 4 26.67%
I'm scared of Jo armed with pliers....please leave me alone 5 33.33%
Maybe some bits could do with improvement 6 40.00%
S'pose if you don't try you'll never know 0 0%
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Old 10-06-08, 11:24 PM   #1
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Default Friday The 13th!!!!!!!!!!

Well, as a rare abomination, I thought it fitting that I should make the poll for this Friday, the 13th....mwuahahahahahahaha.

As you are all aware (you *were* paying attention, yes?) I have overcome mechaniphobia to fix my bike...and now, I know no bounds...so I'm on to plastic surgery.

Yes, you heard me, join me in Soho on Friday for free body enhancement. All parts will be provided from a combination of things found in:

1. My shed
2. The boot of my car
3. That box that has been under the bed for years
4. My handbag (who knows what is in there)
5. Random objects found in Haringey

So....how brave are you.....eh?

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Old 10-06-08, 11:47 PM   #2
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As much as I'd love to dice with the London traffic on Friday the 13th I'll be surprising the folks with my new bike (the same bike you lot have seen but they don't even know about yet!).

If you can find some botox in Haringey or the boot of your car I'd like you to save some for me for next time. Otherwise I'm so close to perfect it scares me.

P.S. 9 WEEKS WITHOUT YOUR BIKE?!!!!
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Old 10-06-08, 11:54 PM   #3
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No Botox Darren (what exactly were you expecting?), but I'm sure I can make something up using some Scottoil, a safety pin, an empty coke can, and a bent coathanger (let's not bother with the items found on the streets of Haringey ).

Anyway, I'll bring all those things next time you're in soho
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Old 10-06-08, 11:59 PM   #4
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Got a spare knee in your bag of tricks , I'll do your clutch you do my knee, sounds like a plan

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Old 11-06-08, 08:20 AM   #5
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Jo would love to come, but the dark forces require me else where! Its night turn, so can't make it, next week however!
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Old 11-06-08, 08:32 AM   #6
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Experimental Surgery in Soho?

Sounds good to me!!

Rebuild of my shoulder would be good please!
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Old 11-06-08, 08:42 AM   #7
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I is gonna be seeing a Prince tribute act in Bournemouth (don't ask) so I'm not gonna be there this week, or next as I will be on holiday in Cornwall.

Enjoy!
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Old 11-06-08, 11:41 AM   #8
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All depends on how good I am to my daughter and if she'll let me come out to play!
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Old 11-06-08, 11:56 AM   #9
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no can do this week
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Old 11-06-08, 12:22 PM   #10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by shop_addict View Post
All parts will be provided from a combination of things found in:

1. My shed
2. The boot of my car
3. That box that has been under the bed for years
4. My handbag (who knows what is in there)
5. Random objects found in Haringey
i'm tempted to come along just to see how you manage to fit all that stuff onto your bike!
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