Snakes with Tits

I apologise from the very start to all the lovely females from the org, who do not have a harmful bone in their body, but basicially women are hurtful, deceitful and down right as the title says.....

My so called lovely lady (now read ex) has decided that after a weekend away on her sisters hen night, that after 5 months and me not asking her to move in that she does not love me........

Basically her loss


I apologise for my lack of involvement in the org, discussions, meets and idle banter for last 5 months. but now single foot loose and fancy free, I promise that my job will be the only thing that keeps me away from these hollowed pages of informative chit chat.


Please fellow orgers accept my humble attempt of sorryness


Jinxy

[Richie]

Sounds like a Luck Escape my dear Sir.



btw this was the first image that had a snake with boobies that came to mind.

I thought it was going to be sequel to that awful bloody film

Slight derail...
Yay, im quoted in Richie's sig strip, first timer

Only thing is, could you edit the here for hear, things like that would drive me nuts lol

Originally Posted by Jinxy43

My so called lovely lady (now read ex) has decided ........that after 5 months and me not asking her to move in that she does not love me........

Am I alone in thinking that 5 months is a bit short for the moving in thing? Need to know each other very well before making such a big step. Right for some no doubt, but a little early for most IMHO.

Sorry about your news. I'm sure you'll find a nice pair of tits that aren't attached to a snake before too long

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Jabba

Am I alone in thinking that 5 months is a bit short for the moving in thing?

Carol and I moved in together during our first date...
This is true, We lived about 100 miles apart and when we met for the first time I had come to visit her. I just failed to go back home.

Sorry to hear that your relationship went bad, take some time to heal and then go and find a nice lass who actually wants to spend some time with you, but wont curb your fun. They really do exist.

Well I guess she wasn't really serious about the relationship; rather than sit down and work through whatever was wrong (I guess she might have been concerned you didnt wanna commit cos you didnt ask her to move in?) she took the easy way out

nevermind eh

more money for you to spend on yourself and your bike and petrol for riiiddddiiinnnggggg

Carry on

Matt

Sorry for your pain.
As my Granny used to say though " whats for you won't go by you"

Originally Posted by Jabba

Am I alone in thinking that 5 months is a bit short for the moving in thing? Need to know each other very well before making such a big step. Right for some no doubt, but a little early for most IMHO.

Sorry about your news. I'm sure you'll find a nice pair of tits that aren't attached to a snake before too long

I moved in with my current lady rather quick but tbf i was virtually living there anyway i barely went home to my rented place!

I agree though by the sounds of it she was a snake with tits. 5 months and she expected you to move in, pah.

Be greatful she wasnt physco and tried to pull the baby trap on you or something daft (trust me that is bad !)

Why was it that I knew the meaning of the thread title at first glance?