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30-03-11, 08:34 AM

Morning all, a guy i work with is planning a camping trip to your part of the world in June & we were trying to fing the midge forecast website, all we could find was one which says returning next year, is there anything still available that provides this service???

See some of you at the end of May hopefully!!!

STRAMASHER · 30-03-11, 09:09 AM

There was an article in one of the rags up here recently saying because of the harsh winter the lil' blighters will be particularly bad this year.

Avon Skin So Soft moisteuriser. Midgey net for the head. Pitch tent in the most open space. Alcohol. A smokey fire. Copious amounts of marijuana jointage. More Alcohol. A mainly fried based, bad diet for a month before going "in-country".

And you may escape the worst of it and not end up looking like you have the measels/nits.

30-03-11, 09:14 AM

Smidge - does work!!
forecast site will be returning but need funding at the mo, which will not be available till end of next weekand everything that Stamasher says!

30-03-11, 09:17 AM

Thanks for the reply, i've told him he's got to drink Avon skin so soft & rub alcohol on all his bits, that should keep his eyes watering.

30-03-11, 09:20 AM

Nasty but I like it!!

30-03-11, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quedos

everything that Stamasher says!

Especially the bit about packing extra Camberwell Carrots

You still get bitten, but heeyyyyyy....

punyXpress · 31-03-11, 10:01 AM

Start taking garlic a week before - 'tis supposed to work!

30-03-11, 08:34 AM	#1
Foey Guest Posts: n/a	Midge Forecast Morning all, a guy i work with is planning a camping trip to your part of the world in June & we were trying to fing the midge forecast website, all we could find was one which says returning next year, is there anything still available that provides this service??? See some of you at the end of May hopefully!!!

30-03-11, 09:09 AM	#2
STRAMASHER Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sunny Glasgow Posts: 1,715	Re: Midge Forecast There was an article in one of the rags up here recently saying because of the harsh winter the lil' blighters will be particularly bad this year. Avon Skin So Soft moisteuriser. Midgey net for the head. Pitch tent in the most open space. Alcohol. A smokey fire. Copious amounts of marijuana jointage. More Alcohol. A mainly fried based, bad diet for a month before going "in-country". And you may escape the worst of it and not end up looking like you have the measels/nits.

30-03-11, 09:14 AM	#3
Quedos Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Midge Forecast Smidge - does work!! forecast site will be returning but need funding at the mo, which will not be available till end of next weekand everything that Stamasher says!

30-03-11, 09:17 AM	#4
Foey Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Midge Forecast Thanks for the reply, i've told him he's got to drink Avon skin so soft & rub alcohol on all his bits, that should keep his eyes watering.

30-03-11, 09:20 AM	#5
Quedos Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Midge Forecast Nasty but I like it!!

31-03-11, 10:01 AM	#7
punyXpress Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Riding, North Posts: 2,664	Re: Midge Forecast Start taking garlic a week before - 'tis supposed to work! __________________ Was: K2 naked in rapid yellow - gone to a better? place Now: Street Triple R

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