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Old 11-06-14, 05:40 PM   #1011
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Q: Why did the jelly bean go to school?

A: He wanted to be a smartie.
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Old 11-06-14, 07:01 PM   #1012
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Why did the sultana cross the road?

It was his raisin d'etre
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You can't fire the ones that don't work.
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Old 14-06-14, 06:20 AM   #1014
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What's the difference between America and yogurt?
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it'll grow a culture.
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Old 17-06-14, 06:36 AM   #1015
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The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. ‘It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,"’ said Jose, age 6.
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Old 17-06-14, 09:46 AM   #1016
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The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. ‘It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,"’ said Jose, age 6.
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" The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope" said Jamal, aged 6. "
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Old 17-06-14, 09:50 AM   #1017
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4 years ago?? I can't remember what I had for breakfast yesterday lol
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Old 17-06-14, 10:29 AM   #1018
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4 years ago?? I can't remember what I had for breakfast yesterday lol
Thing is, he can remember what was posted four years ago, but not what he had for breakfast!

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