'Ere 'ere is the EAR Megathread

[Skip]

Originally Posted by speedplay

And to think Skip tried to kill of this thread...

Originally Posted by Mike2165

I think it was our usual apathy that killed the thread off.
Sorry Skip, we know you're trying. Can we sticky the thread again, pretty please, we'll try harder honest.

I am worried about stickying it again - you might all lose interest!

I actually made a start cleaning the bike yesterday - looking at it I couldnt remember if the wheels were black or silver - they looked black - a quick wipe with some WD40 and a rag and to my surprise they are silver! Yes my bike was/is that dirty! Took the belly pan off and its encrusted with loads of muck - I have a few things to do to it before it emerges from the garage again so I had better get my finger out and clean it properly first so I can actually work on it!

Originally Posted by Skip

Took the belly pan off and its encrusted with loads of muck - I have a few things to do to it before it emerges from the garage again so I had better get my finger out and clean it properly first so I can actually work on it!

You should be ashamed of yourself letting it get to that state, and no, painting the nursery is not an excuse

Now then, your punishment is to write 50 lines of 'To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout' and have it on my desk by the end of the day, and let that be a lesson to you

[Skip]

Originally Posted by kellyjo

You should be ashamed of yourself letting it get to that state, and no, painting the nursery is not an excuse

Now then, your punishment is to write 50 lines of 'To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout' and have it on my desk by the end of the day, and let that be a lesson to you

Yes Ma'am!

I am going to try and get out to the garage as many evenings as I can - got my large can of WD40 and my toothbrush ready!

To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout
To compensate for being a neglectful bike owner, i promise to buy all the teas and butties at the next EAR rideout

Cheat - copy and pastings not fair

[Skip]

Originally Posted by Mike2165

Cheat - copy and pastongs not fair

I typed them all out by hand - honest!

Originally Posted by Skip

I am going to try and get out to the garage as many evenings as I can - got my large can of WD40 and my toothbrush ready!

But after you've finished with those, will you have any time, or energy, to clean the bike, Skip?

[Skip]

Originally Posted by petevtwin650

But after you've finished with those, will you have any time, or energy, to clean the bike, Skip?

Damn - you figured out my cryptic message! Did I mention that I wear latex gloves whilst brandishing the toothbrush and WD40??

Leaves less mess and feels like someone else with the gloves on, oh nurse!!

Stop it now, you're getting me excited

If skips buying the tea and cakes, I can see a huge turnout on the next ride