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Old 01-02-06, 11:06 AM   #1
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That's all so true .....

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Old 01-02-06, 11:21 AM   #3
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If only
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Old 01-02-06, 11:24 AM   #4
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15. All single women have a cat.
I thought this was generally true?!
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Old 01-02-06, 11:34 AM   #5
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5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.

12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.
There's a brilliant bit in a Christopher Brookmyre book where a guy tries to escape from terrorists in the venitlation ducts... makes a load of noise, gets stuck, is sick on a terrorist becaues of claustrophobia, then falls through the roof.

And with the exploding cars... There was a study in the states that concluded that one fo the reasons that deaths from fires in crashes have risen despite safety improvements, is that people won't go near a burning car- everyone knows they always blow up, so people get left to slowly burn to death. Lovely. Likewise, there was a suspected (though not proven) increase in paralysing injuries caused by people dragging crash victims out of lightly damaged cars on the assumption that they'd probably blow up.
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i wish this was true:

29. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

Would be a god sent
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Any single / twin cylinder engined motorcycle will sound like an inline four and will apparently have 20 gears. They will also develop knobbly tyres if they have to go off road.
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You can always just jump onto a moving truck, unhitch the trailer, push cars / heavy objects off the back, hide from helicopters firing bullets etc.... and the driver of the truck will just keep on driving and never think to stop!
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20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.
its so true, always one to watch out for in films
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20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.
its so true, always one to watch out for in films
When it's easier to pull a gun a shoot you...

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