Smile of the day - What is yours?

[admin]

Originally Posted by Adam Ef

Some of the real things we sell in our bike shop don't sound far off. People always question what the "brake noodles" are that they have listed on their worksheets.

Noodles, same as bobbins?

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[Craig380]

Originally Posted by Adam Ef

Some of the real things we sell in our bike shop don't sound far off. People always question what the "brake noodles" are that they have listed on their worksheets.

Well, TIL what brake noodles are. But why not call them 'cable guides'

[Adam Ef]

Some distributors sell them as "brake feeder pipes".



Another one is "lawyer lips". Anyone care to guess ...


+ Travel agents

[Chris_SVS]

Been losing the ability to speak quite rapidly over the past 36hrs. Read this morning that omicron needs a proper deep throat swab so did one having been negative on 2x lateral flows already.

Also negative, that's a SMOTD

[Bibio]

moving into my new room

walls and ceilings ripped back to bare timber then RW6 insulated then a secret layer for soundproofing then proper soundboard plasterboard. skim of plaster. the difference in temperature is amazing.

its taken me since september to finish. the works dont sound much but when your doing the bulk of the work (apart from sheeting/plastering) yourself its a fair old amount. plus the mate thats been giving me a hand can only do it occasionally.

[Seeker]

Sometimes, many times, I wonder if MPs are from the same planet.

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2022/01/06...anding-up-for/

I suppose we can take comfort in that they have fixed the country's problems and they now have the time to turn their attention to this important subject.

(yes, MP bashing returns for a new season )

[garynortheast]

Originally Posted by Seeker

Sometimes, many times, I wonder if MPs are from the same planet.

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2022/01/06...anding-up-for/

I suppose we can take comfort in that they have fixed the country's problems and they now have the time to turn their attention to this important subject.

(yes, MP bashing returns for a new season )

Jesus Christ on a f*c*i*g bike!! Where do these complete and utter fekking rancid scrotum-headed turd-burgling ballbrains crawl out from? Is there no end to their cretinous pish?

[Bibio]

ermm people have a short memory. they used to play it every night when the bbc went off air... or have you all gone senile.

[garynortheast]

Originally Posted by Bibio

ermm people have a short memory. they used to play it every night when the bbc went off air... or have you all gone senile.

It is still played, every night after the shipping forecast. This was part of the reason behind my comment.

Not that I listen to it. If the radio is on when it starts, the off button is clouted immediately.

[Bibio]

Originally Posted by garynortheast

It is still played, every night after the shipping forecast.

i suppose someone has to listen to it ROFL

i was on about the bbc on the telly. you know before the test card came on. girl on test card. and that bloody annoying BEEEEEEEEEEEEEE