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Littlepeahead · 14-01-10, 07:56 PM

What's the best lie, fib, or untruth you have used, or overheard a mate use, to impress the opposite sex?

My friend badly burnt his hand in hot fat trying to cook himself some chips.

A week later he was spotted showing two adoring girls in the pub his blistered hand while telling them that he suffered the injury "rescuing some puppies from a fire".

14-01-10, 08:27 PM

Me and a friend once convinced a couple of young ladies in a niteclub that we were search and rescue helicopter pilots.
Fortunately at the time we did know quite a bit about helicopters etc...

Being in Northern Ireland didn't have the same effect for some reason.

Wideboy · 14-01-10, 08:28 PM

that my name was chad sexington

maviczap · 14-01-10, 08:49 PM

One bloke I knew said his name was Ken Wood and he was a chef

Spiderman · 14-01-10, 09:00 PM

The only way i can get into a girls knickers is by lying.

But i'm not letting out any of my best ones for the lads on here to copy.

I once told some chick that i really didnt like the look of that i couldnt dance with her cos i had a wooden leg tho. That got rid of her

14-01-10, 09:02 PM

After a mate had an insurance pay out we went on a VIP style top notch night out. Pretended we were both jockeys and good ones, we were caught out very quickly as neighter of us knew a thing about horses. Rather than admitting out sins and been honest we went deeper and said in truth he'd won the lottery but he didnt want to shout about it or he'd end up surrounded by gold diggers, oddly they belived that.

Traders · 14-01-10, 09:13 PM

Once in my younger days met a girl in a club, told her that my name was Russell Sprout and was a buyer for a leading supermarket in the fruit and veg department, after the evening drew to a close we finaly went back to her place and to my suprise her parents were still watching tv as we entered. She introduced me to her parents as Russell Sprout and I worked as a buyer, the next thing her father stood up and said " its about time you were heading home isn't it son". I left quickly and never did see her again.

14-01-10, 09:46 PM

when i was younger i used to tell girls i was single

14-01-10, 09:55 PM

Or chat-up line directed at you personally?

Okay... that he had 14 inches when he only actually had 12!!!!

14-01-10, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

Or chat-up line directed at you personally?

Okay... that he had 14 inches when he only actually had 12!!!!

you swore you'd never tell

14-01-10, 07:56 PM	#1
Littlepeahead Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The Saaarrrfff Posts: 2,908	Best chat up fib What's the best lie, fib, or untruth you have used, or overheard a mate use, to impress the opposite sex? My friend badly burnt his hand in hot fat trying to cook himself some chips. A week later he was spotted showing two adoring girls in the pub his blistered hand while telling them that he suffered the injury "rescuing some puppies from a fire". __________________ Tender is the day, The demons go away, Lord I need to find, Someone who can heal my mind...

14-01-10, 08:27 PM	#2
FG1 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Best chat up fib Me and a friend once convinced a couple of young ladies in a niteclub that we were search and rescue helicopter pilots. Fortunately at the time we did know quite a bit about helicopters etc... Being in Northern Ireland didn't have the same effect for some reason.

14-01-10, 08:28 PM	#3
Wideboy Evel Knievel Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Eastleigh Posts: 4,641	Re: Best chat up fib that my name was chad sexington __________________ 05 DRZ400E RIP hovis

14-01-10, 08:49 PM	#4
maviczap Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 9,096	Re: Best chat up fib One bloke I knew said his name was Ken Wood and he was a chef __________________ We're riding out tonight to case the promised land Make everyday count RIP Reeder - Jolly Green Giant and comedy genius

14-01-10, 09:00 PM	#5
Spiderman Where the hell am I? Mega Poster Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Swingin' thru the urban jungle Posts: 7,451	Re: Best chat up fib The only way i can get into a girls knickers is by lying. But i'm not letting out any of my best ones for the lads on here to copy. I once told some chick that i really didnt like the look of that i couldnt dance with her cos i had a wooden leg tho. That got rid of her __________________ . "Computers are great! Not for communicating tho. They have one fundamental flaw ... they don't have eyebrows." AlpineCarStereo: you win ....... eeerrr ..... ummm ..... my undying support of you, the greatest Mod this forum has ever known. My Leige. davepreston: i bow to your modding godliness. vixis: He's this really cute Persian tea-boy, Im so not giving you his number :P

14-01-10, 09:02 PM	#6
Owenski Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Best chat up fib After a mate had an insurance pay out we went on a VIP style top notch night out. Pretended we were both jockeys and good ones, we were caught out very quickly as neighter of us knew a thing about horses. Rather than admitting out sins and been honest we went deeper and said in truth he'd won the lottery but he didnt want to shout about it or he'd end up surrounded by gold diggers, oddly they belived that.

14-01-10, 09:13 PM	#7
Traders Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Hitchin Posts: 69	Re: Best chat up fib Once in my younger days met a girl in a club, told her that my name was Russell Sprout and was a buyer for a leading supermarket in the fruit and veg department, after the evening drew to a close we finaly went back to her place and to my suprise her parents were still watching tv as we entered. She introduced me to her parents as Russell Sprout and I worked as a buyer, the next thing her father stood up and said " its about time you were heading home isn't it son". I left quickly and never did see her again.

14-01-10, 09:46 PM	#8
davepreston Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Best chat up fib when i was younger i used to tell girls i was single

14-01-10, 09:55 PM	#9
Speedy Claire Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Best chat up fib Or chat-up line directed at you personally? Okay... that he had 14 inches when he only actually had 12!!!!

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