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Old 29-09-09, 06:49 PM   #71
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Not long to go now this is what ill be doing on the 22/10/09


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63wnQpNOTpQ
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Old 29-09-09, 07:48 PM   #72
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Watch out for the hairpins
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Old 29-09-09, 08:47 PM   #73
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why u say that MR stumpy (LOL)
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Old 08-01-10, 10:50 AM   #74
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This snow and ice needs to foxtrot oscar!!!

Loosing the will to live here.... and i need my car working again!!!

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Old 09-01-10, 09:28 PM   #75
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Update on Cinderella



Cinderella is now 95 years old.

After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Barry for companionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.




Cinderella said, 'Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years'?

The fairy godmother replied, 'Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?'

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish:


'The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability cheques, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.

Cinderella said,
'Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother'

The fairy godmother replied,
'It is the least that I can do.
What do you want for your second wish?'

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, 'I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had.'



At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: 'You have one more wish; what shall it be?'



Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, 'I wish for youto transform Barry, my old cat, into a kind and handsome youngman.' Magically, Barry suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.


The fairy godmother said,
'Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life.'

With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.

For a few eerie moments,

Barry and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.



Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.

Then Barry walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms.

He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered...

'Bet you're sorry now that you cut my nuts off'




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Old 18-03-11, 03:58 PM   #76
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Nothing like resurrecting a dead thread....



I'm in manc all saturday when the weathers supposed to be great,as long as I don't get too FUBAR'd i'll be heading Snake Pass and Cat & Fiddle way on sunday.....forecast says chance of rain if anyone fancies meeting up though give me a shout
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Old 05-10-12, 10:35 AM   #77
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Alright all.

Just lying on the bed after first 5 hour shift of the day.. Another 6to do from 6pm..

What u all up to... ?

Now and Then weekend..
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Old 05-10-12, 03:37 PM   #78
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On a day off today, been a nice relaxed one. Sadly nothing planned for the weekend. Games and movies likely. No enthusiasm for anything more constructive.

Might nip out for a ride if the weather is half decent sometime but not expected.

How's about after your shifts Quiff?
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Old 05-10-12, 04:10 PM   #79
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Waited in between shifts for the accident repair centre to come collect mandys car.. Someone backed their 4x4 into her daughter. . Now just gonna shower for second shift of the day... Then when get home at midnight Matt SV and Anita should be here and let themselves in.. visiting for the weekend...
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Old 05-10-12, 04:22 PM   #80
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Hey guys, nice to see some life in here!

What am I up to? Well I just scored some tickets to see John Bishop tonight, so I'm gonna take my lad with me as its his birthday this weekend.

Quiff I hope all is OK with Mandy's car. Say hi to Anita and Matt for me.
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